Connected | OT7 FF[Slow Updates}

Set Up

(Namjoon's POV)

"Come on, just put it!"

"Hell no, I'm not putting that in there."

"Just... ugh.. Add it, it's not a lie."

"It's also not the entire truth dude. If we put that in there for you, then Jin gets put that he's a Vampire with the worlds largest dick. And we know that's not the entire truth."

"He's right.. I'm not actually a Vampire." The cocky ass smirk on Jin's face made me want to slam my book closed and retreat to another part of the globe. Jimin on the other hand was now on the floor in a fit of laughter. Jungkook, seated at the computer, was just typing away while Taehyung tried to help Jimin up. Once the Maknae sat down... I knew this would end in another argument.

Jin was the only one aside from me who seemed to notice him. After a few moments and some fast typing... Jungkook got up without a single word and walked off. Tae took his seat back at the computer, also being oblivious that Jungkook had just been there... Well, till he saw the form was filled out.

"Likes long walks on the beach, hugging it out with my bros, and talking to most cats. Hates amusement park rides, clowns, rulers, measuring tape, and scales, also hates department stores and crowded places. Must be kept on a leash as it's easy to lose me in crowds, plus side is any hotties I meet can fit into my clothes..... I didn't type this." Tae looked back at Jimin who was now red in the face and gritting his teeth.

"JUNGKOOK!" Jimin yelled out, and all we could hear was the melodic manic laughter of our golden Maknae. Jimin took off like a rocket down the hall. We heard him climb the stairs and I knew it would be moments before their argument would be broken up.
We listened, yelling, arguing, laughter from Jungkook, and then a door slam... and footsteps. And I couldn't help but smirk.

We didn't hear the voice, we didn't need to. We knew.

"Those kids... one day they'll learn not to disturb the beast." Jin sighed as he got back to scrolling through his phone. Moments later two somber guys came down stairs. They had their heads hanging low and eyes trained on the floor beneath their socked feet.

"How did it go?" I asked, knowing damn well how it went.

"Yoongi Hyung threatened to cut our tongues and hands off... before he threatened to throw us out of the window." Jimin replied.

"At least you would have only threatened to choke slam us through the floor." Jungkook added.

"Go finish up your profiles. This site is supposed to be nearly 100% fool proof on finding our mates." I said to them as they stood near me, being a leader wasn't easy... but the others made it easier. It was primarily the Maknae line that always seemed to be the most rambunctious.

"Can I make your profile for you, Hyung?" Jungkook asked, a look of hope and happiness in his eyes. Jimin on the other hand was rolling his eyes.

"Oh, here we go.." He said softly, but loudly enough for me to hear it.

"Sure thing." I replied. I had no issue with any of them filling out my profile. I just had no time to do it myself. We had been gone for 2 years. Military service and all. We were all grown ass adults and our ARMY were eagerly awaiting our comeback. We were released a few weeks ago, all 7 of us. Now we're working on music and trying to start this next chapter of our lives. It's about time we join society in finding our soulmates, or soulmate. We had been informed of the process and everything else. It's how these things worked. We talked with our company and they agreed, this was the right direction. We could manage both making music, performing, and finding our happiness all at the same time.
So, we were filling our profiles out on Connected- the leading Soulmate app that came with their cool device we had to wear once we got it. I had looked up as much information as I could before we started this process. This device would let us know when we're in proximity of our soulmate. Apparently the blood samples we sent in would tell us how many soulmates we have. So, it was a process and we were now on the step of setting up our profiles. These would allow our soulmate or mates to get to know us. As the biggest band in the world right now, we had to be a little more cautious so our profiles were protected and we were under the Pro- status. This was for celebrities or wealthy people seeking their soulmates.
Only our possible soulmates would be able to see our information and we had to provide a way to contact each other. So.. Naturally we gave our desired contact information- Jin I know for a fact was only willing to give his Kakao ID out, same with Taehyung and Yoongi. Jimin wanted phone calls only because he said he figured he'd know once he heard the persons voice. I opted for multiple, as did Hoseok and Jungkook, surprisingly. We opted for calls, email, Kakao and even Connected's private chat rooms.