Deadpool was chasing after The love of his Life Lily AKA Wolverine *Record scratch*
Deadpool: Allow Me
Author: Ugh Really Wade
Deadpool: Yes shut up anyways In this AU Logan's a Female named Lily and she is smoking hot and I wanted a Piece of that...
We see someone flying through a wall as they have a snapped neck but they get up and fix it
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Wolvepool: Seriously All For Bitch
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All For One: I WILL WIN
Wolvepool: Yea Right
All For One jumped and so did Wolvepool as they were gonna connect attacks until everything paused
Wolvepool: Great Fight The author has done good *See's Readers* Well Hello There Your Probably Confused well this is a fight for the Future Lets DISSAPER *Teleports to Theater*
Wolvepool: There we go Now this is a Story of my life and it started when My Mom met my dad then they had me Hi I'm Izuku Wilson now lets see Where this began *Clicks button*
18 Years ago
Deadpool: FUCKING HELL
Peter: *Chewing slim Jim* what's wrong
Deadpool: I can't get Lily to pay attention to me
Peter: does she like you
Deadpool: Brah She lives a Miserable life and I have seen her take my mask before and take it into her room
Peter: That's a Red Flag
Deadpool: WAIT I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA
Peter: and that is
Deadpool: You Go tell her a Girl is confessing to me *Dresses his Sex doll up* This is to make it realistic *Goes into room*
Peter: Oh Boy
We now cut over to Lily Aka Wolverine
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Lily: and that's the Situation Professor
Xavier: So do you like wade
Lily: I Mean Yea he's like me can't die and searching for love and kills people
Xavier: Why not COnfess
Lily: Because I'm scared What if Thanos Kills him because of that Bitch Death
Peter: Hey Lily
Lily: Spider-Man what is it
Peter: I came to warn you a girl is confessing to wade
Lily: *PIssed* FUCK NO SHE AIN'T
Lily got on a Motorcycle and Drove to wades apartment as Xavier looked at spider Man
Xavier: 50$ she gets pregnant in two weeks
Peter: 400$ it's by tomorrow
Xavier: Deal
We cut to Wade playing on his phone as a Motorcycle crashes through his apartment
Deadpool: The FU-
Lily: *Pissed* Where is the bitch
Deadpool: There *POints at Sex Doll*
Lily: This was a
Deadpool: Set up Yes now Go out with me
Lily: Fine but *RIps his mask off* Your Mine and Only Mine GOT IT
Deadpool: Uh huh
Lily: Good because *Stabs him with claws and slams him on Table* I'm Making you mine
Deadpool: I Like this Already
THey made out and fucked
Wolvepool: *Skips ahead* After that my Mom was Pregnant with me the Very Next Day how I dunno but he Peter had a Months worth of Rent now
*A Year later*
There was Baby crying as Lily headed towards the Crib and picked up a Baby
Lily: Shh Mommy's Here my baby boy
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Izuku: *Cute baby Noises and hugs Lily*
Deadpool: Lemme hold my son
Lily: last time you did he was kidnapped
Deadpool: How was I supposed to know Omega red was gonna do it if The Author gave me a heads up I would have been prepared
Me: Brah
Lily: Still *Hugging her baby boy* I'm glad I have him
Deadpool: Me Too.........He's gonna Be fucking insane
