Greetings fellers.
If you're an og, then you know that this is like my 5th redo of a helluva boss book. And this time you have the abilities and appearance of Genji Shimada from the dog shit game Overwatch 2 that I'm addicted to.
Have fun reading 👍
It's now a few minutes after the last part took place. As we zoom in on the I.M.P office, we see Blitzø walking into frame.
Blitzø: "Alright, now I know business has been... a bit slow, lately, yes, it's no one's fault, ok? I'm not naming any names here... Moxxie. Now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?"
Millie: "What about a car wash!?"
Blitzø: "This is hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, ok? Ooh! What about a billboard!"
Moxxie: "We can't afford a billboard, sir."
Blitzø: "Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now-"
He pushes Moxxie away and pulls out a remote.
Blitzø: "Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?"
He turns on the TV and it shows Blitzø smacking a guy with a hammer, Moxxie shooting someone in the head with a shotgun and getting blasted backwards, Loona mauling a guy, and Millie decapitating a guy. Once we zoom out, we see everybody eating popcorn.
Blitzø: "Ah... those were the good times."
Moxxie: "I don't need any reminding sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full 3 hours on a channel nobody watches."
Blitzø: "Uh, hey, excuse me? What's obnoxious about a super fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin bullshit."
Millie: "People love musicals, sir."
Blitzø: "Exactly, Millie! And we're basically... doin a musical! Are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my Dad did?"
Moxxie: "...Sir-"
Blitzø: "Cuz right now... All I see is just my Dad's ASSHOLE talking to me. Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside..."
Millie: "Are you tryna crush his dreams, Moxxie?"
Moxxie: "I... What?"
Millie: "I thought I knew you~"
She playfully sticks out her tongue at him.
Blitzø: "I can't believe you, Moxxie, after I made you employee of the month!"
Blitzø says as he pulls out a framed picture of Moxxie.
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Moxxie: "OK! SIR." *sigh* "I'm sorry, a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theater. Nobody actually likes the jingles."
Millie: "I liked it."
Y/N: "It wasn't bad."
Moxxie: "Do not... Do not agree with him in front of me."
