Charlie: Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?! [Starts to panic.] And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!
[ Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down.]
Vaggie: Yes. We will.
Y/n: Keep telling yourself that.
Angel: Oh, please, ya had less than half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... (phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch") Ain't no silver lining this time toots.
Charlie: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!
Y/n: The harder you try the harder you fall.
Angel: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. [Angel waves her phone in their faces.] People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.
[She scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.]
Charlie: Err, what is a...Donkey Show?
[Angel panics and retreats the phone back.]
Angel: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.
Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?
Charlie: (Gasps) This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!
Angel: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this? [waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.]
Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -
[Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fight from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cuts to outside to see a zeppelin armed for battle.]
Sir Pentious
Sir Pentious: Show yourself Alicccccce and Ssssssukuna. Come and face -
[Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alice absent from the freshly made hole. She then looks to see her sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.]
Sir Pentious: Oh there you are - Face my wrath!
Alice: Who are you?
Sir Pentious: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!
[Alice dissolves into fog as she descends to the ground, materializing aside Y/n, Angel, Vaggie, and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.]
Sir Pentious: Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!
Egg Bois: Ooh you tell 'em, boss.
Y/n: You're really getting annoying?
[Niffty appears on Alice's right shoulder, clearly starstruck.]
Niffty: Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~
[Alice scoops Niffty up and drops her into Y/n arms .]
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King Of Rainbow?! (Male Sukuna reader x Hazbin Hotel) Rewrite
HumorAfter killing thousands to millions of people, Y/n tyranny is finally ended by Jujutsu sorcerers being sent to hell to live out the rest of his days. (Btw this is not connected to Sorcerer Killer in hell)