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Lorelei made her way over to Darren and Quinni, Quinni had been asking what lazy kebab meant, Lorelei didnt have the heart to not tell her
So Darren and Lorelei explained what it meant, the three stopped talking as the intercoms went off, "Will the following students please meet at classroom 5D: Amerie Wadia, Harper McLean, Sasha so, Missy Beckett, Dustin Reid, Spencer White, Anthony Vaughn-"
"Sound's like a bunch of dickheads" Darren chuckled eating the rest of their banana
"- Darren River, Quinni Gallagher-Jones -"
"And you're one of them" Lorelei laughed
"What?" Quinni asked confused seeing as she had never been in trouble, "Lorelei Parker, Douglas Piggott, Malakai Mitchell"
"Aw, so are you" Darren smiled before the three made their way to 5D
"Hi, Miss" Spider smiled, "Get down" she sighed as Ant hung on the door, "Thank you"
Lorelei walked into the classroom, she sat on the table next to Quinni
"Map Bitch!" Spider said before whistling to catch Amerie's attention, "Map Bitch" he repeated as she ignored him
"She's ignoring you" a blonde said looking at Amerie, "Map Bitch" he said once more before scoffing
"Come on, Douglas" Miss Woodsy sighed as he was late,
"Oi, eshay bah!" Ant, Spider and Dusty called out at the same time as Cash passed them, he kept walking and flipped them off
"How was stereo, brah?" Spider asked but Cash ignored him sitting down
"Yo, so cemetery tomorrow?" Dusty asked a bit loud, "Yeah"
"It's gonna be a rager"
"Oi, uh, what's the cemetery?" Darren asked turning to the three, "None ya biz, bong water"
"Dont be a dick because you dont have one, Spider" Lorelei scoffed as Darren smiled flipping him off
"Ok, Settle down. Thank you" Woodsy said placing Joan of Bark on the floor
"Hi, everyone. I'm Miss Josephine Obah, but you can call me Jojo. Kind of like, yo-yo but J" she chuckled but stopped as she was the only one laughing
She cleared her throat awkwardly, "Um, I'm an English teacher, so i know some of you. But I'm sure you're all wondering why you're here. Well, your names were on the map in the stairwell. You know, the one that's out of bounds" Jojo said as the new kid raised his hand
"What map?" he asked confused as Jojo laughed a little not believing he didn't know
"Okay, very funny. Look, peeps, we're not dumb. We know a lot of you are sexually active, but we're concerned this map demonstrates a real lack of respect for one another when it comes to sexual relationships. So we want to address it head-on. This is a special class that aims to give you clear and accessible information about sex and intimacy-
"A sexual literacy tutorial" Woodsy said cutting her off, Jojos smile dropped
"SLT?" Lorelei said confused, "So we're sluts?" Darren added as the class laughed
"Sluts! Sluts! Sluts!" they changed chanted, Spider standing on a chair as he began to thrust his hips
"That's enough, that's enough. Come on, everyone. This class will go on back to the basics on sex and rela-"
"Because clearly, you all have a lot to learn in that department" Woody cut her off once more
"It'll happen twice a week, on your own time" Jojo said as everyone, but Amerie, began to complain, "Until- No, until we judge that you started to respect each other and yourselves. And you've got to attend every class or it'll go on your permanent record" she finished
"Wait, we have permanent records?" Ant asked confused
"This is sex jail!" Missy groaned laying her head in the table
"Thanks a lot, Map Bitch!" Ant said throwing a ball of paper at her, "Oi!" the new kid yelled once it hit him
"Map bitch" someone called out
He threw his hand up once more as he began to pack his stuff up, "Sorry. Um, its actually my first day. I dont think I'm supposed to be in here" he said, Miss Woodsy went to talk but was cut off
"Legend! Made it to the map before you even started!" Spider smiled at him
"All right, everybody up!" Woodsy spoke up, no one moved
"Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up." she repeated as everyone stood up, chairs scrapping against the floor
"Ok, now clear these tables to the side, please. And lift them, dont scrape them along the floor-" she said but was cut off as Harper scraped the table against the floor, some following
"Thank you. Now, i want you all to start walking around the room" Woody said but once more, no one moved, "Come on. Walking" she added as everyone began to reluctantly walk around the room
"Good, you know how to walk. Now, i want you to choose three other people to start shaking hands with. Shaking, shake.. Good, you know how to shake" she said watching everyone
Lorelei shook hands with Quinni, Darren and then Spider, "You look pretty" he whispered before walking away leaving her a little confused, he was never nice to her in school before, why now?
"Shaking. Shaking. Shaking. And.... stop. Spencer, you have genital crabs" she said as everyone chuckled
"Checks out" Daren smirked leaning on a table, "Not in real life, thank you, Darren, for the purpose of this game. Put your hand up, Spencer" she said as he stood there cross armed
"Hand up, Spencer" she added as he rolled his eyes reluctantly putting his hand up
"Now, hands up if you shook hands with Spencer" she said as Anthony, Dusty threw their hands up, Lorelei slowly putting her's up
"And who shook hand's with them?" Sasha, Quinni, Darren and some other put their hands up
"And who shook hands with them?" she asked as more people put their hands up, "And who shook hand's with them?" she finished everyone, but Amerie, had their hands up
"You all have genetical warts" she said as someone clapped, some cheering
"i thought it was crabs?" Malakai asked confused
"Right. Crabs. Thank you, um.."
"Malakai" he smile politely
"Malakai! Thank you. You all have genital crabs. Except for you, Amerie. Well done. Now. What does this highlight the need for?" Woodsy clapped her hands
"To stay away from Spider, cause he's chat" Cash said as some laughed
