Balance - Record of Ragnarok X Reader

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"So do you two like fuck or what?"

Both looked at the new intruder of their peace, disgusted and shocked.
"No, you weirdo."

"Zeus, how nice of you to jion us." He gave a fake smile, "So?"

"We're platonicly married, and fun fact there are no 'parts'." M/N flicked his fingers, with a smile.

"Romance isn't exactly a thing for us because we are bound by the same stars."

The dusty old man looked disappointed at their answers, he noticed the bit of blonde poking out the top of F/N's hand. "Is that my brother?"

She opened her hand revealing the god in her palm looking all disheveled.
He let out a string of swears and curses but they paid him no mind.

"Well bringing him back, defeats the purpose of this Ragnarok, buuut I am happy to see him."

The fight with Hades took the most unexpected turn of this whole event.
Both M/N and F/N were stunned. "Oh..."

She hit his arm and he quickly did the same thing he did with the stunned blonde in Zeus' hand.

"A pocket sized Hades."

"... Well at least this is better than being dead?"

F/N was rather fond of Persephone and having her be upset about Hades was not on her list. That and he was also an important figure of world balancing.

'... What would happen if I mixed the remnants of these two?'

She smacked the back of his head, "Don't even try it." he mumbled something and swooshed his hand to rebuild the rest of Hades.

Satisfied M/N let Hades stand and ask questions about how, while F/N called Persephone over to where they were.

"I noticed that you and your... Wife? Don't have any written scriptures of yourselves, why is that?"

M/N gave a half smile at Hades and looked out at the, arena pondering the question. "The written word of the divine mean nothing, if it can be twisted to fulfill the greedy needs of those who spread it."

"Tell me. How many stories have lost purpose because the churches have changed the morals to make it so that they are always right?"

"..."
That was something to think about, it was true. Many stories have been changed over the years, some have completely lost their meaning.

"If being unknown is the price of not having my words twisted, then so be it."

"Wait but you don't-"

M/N smacked a hand on his shoulder with a less than friendly smile, "Controversial, I know, but all's well that ends well, yeah?"

RAHHHHHH I GIVE UP

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I don't know Jack shit about Greek mythology so if I could get some websites that'd be appreciated 🤗
Idk where I'm going with this story either

Is this just my own opinion on religion? Yes. BUT that's exactly why I made this story :3