Balance - Record of Ragnarok X Reader

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Lmao trying something new here
It's gonna be male y/n x fem y/n cus I don't see it at all
(PLATONICLY😣‼️)
Don't like it? Cool just don't read this mess I geuss
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It's been rumored that the gods wanted to destroy humanity for years now. Now in Valhalla they all have met up to decide the fate of humanity.

Just as Zeus was about to hit the hammer, finalizing the decision, a voice echoed through the hall(?)

Brunhillde, and Goll, stand at the top looking down at the gods.

"Wait a second! I have a proposal!"
All eyes were on them.

Murmuring all around; Goll looked like she was about to die.

"Brunhilde! You can't just interrupt the gods like that!"

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"Hey, what's going on here?"

A woman in a black dress came and sat next to a man in a blue shirt. (?)

"So the vote concluded, but that Valkyrie interrupted and now she has a proposition for them"

"You vote?"

He shook his head 'no', the room then went quiet, echoing, with what the valkyrie just said.

'Oh shit' They  both thought simultaneously, giving worried glances at each other.

Every God in the room slowly errupted into laughter, not the friendly kind either.

They were mad, pissed even.
"I hope she knows what she's doing." He hummed in response.

The ground and everything around shook.

'Who knew these things could actually be kinda scary...'

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F/N POV:

M/N and I got out of there as soon as possible, don't really wanna get involved in that drama right now.

"Let's just hope we don't get asked to participate."
I nodded at his statement, that would be troubling.

Click

Clack

Heels clicking on the floor, our way.
We looked, Brunhilde, just our luck.
"Hello dear, what can I do for you?"

She bowed slightly, "Pardon me, but I was hoping if you could perhaps tell me where Buddha is?"

Silently I sighed relief, "He should be in his domain, go look there, anything else?"

She walked away, only glancing over her shoulder every so often until she was out of sight.

"I'm going to fucking cry."

"What."

I looked at my friend's, he had his phone(?) in his hand with the list of fighters for the gods side. He was put as one of them. "I physically can't kill, how the fuck am I supposed to do this?"

I put my hand on his shoulder and looked in his eyes. "I refuse, I'm telling that old fucker you're not doing it."
His eyes widened slightly, "How? How would you do that?"

"I'll find a way." I patted his shoulder and we went to the arena, 'That's a lot of people.' We made our way to a spot where we could see but not be seen.
"You're still in the later rounds so I have enough time."

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The first round was about to start.

It was lightning pinky pie against some guy? Uhh Luo Bu or something, the fight is going well, everyone is on their toes not knowing who's gonna win.

3rd person POV

Wind and dust was thrown in the air, Thor's hammer was knocked out of his hands. It was pulsing almost as it were alive.

"What the hell?" Thor then grabbed Mjolnr and leaned back insanely far and threw it. It whooshed in the air almost hitting the two entities at the top of the stadium.

"That fucking my little pony asshole..."
F/N said with a pissed expression on her face. "IF this battle doesn't kill him, I will."

Suddenly a clang sound was heard and Lu Bu's weapon was broken and he was bleeding, Thor threw it again and hit its opponent.

Blah blah blah

The fight was over and Thor was victorious, even though he won he looked upset? Intermission before the next round started.

"I'll go try to convince that old asshole now, bye!" F/N patted her other half's shoulder and went down to where Zeus was sat.

"Bye." M/N said looking at the sky, watching the green particles float to nothing-ness.

"Zeus! My friend, uh what the fuck do you think you're doing?" He only smiled with closed eyes. "What ever do you mean, you were at the meeting weren't you?"

"No I mean casting M/N in your little fuck show." She said in a suspiciously calm voice. "If he has a problem, he should sort it out himself."

Her glare intensified as she crossed her arms. "We both know, he isn't one for confrontation but you are right."

She waved her hand in a dismissive motion, "Just take him out it won't benefit you to keep him in."

Zeus smirked. "Are you perhaps worried that he might lose, is that it?" A tick appeared on her forehead as she got more enraged. "You-"

Heimdall(?) announced the start of the next round. "Talk to you later, hm?"
F/N scoffed and went back to M/N.
Leaving Zeus with a satisfied smile on his old wrinkley face.

She sat down again with an intimidating air surrounding her. "Sweetheart, you ok?"

"Fucking old ass, who does he think he is? Telling me I'm worried! Not a chance." She kept mumbling insults not really paying attention.

"So it didn't work out, huh?" He sighed and watched the the introductions for the second round.