Poorly Planned Comics: Blue Beta 2

(START READING AT THE 3RD) The Orange King and his Storyteller

Welcome all ye. I come from a great kingdom, one which I helped build and got the blessing to rule for a time. The kingdom is no more, for if you had the unfortunate chance to stay there for any amount of time, you'd think that the entire thing JUST DISAPPEARING LIKE IT DESERVES... would be a great grace by lady Mercy. Gather all ye, we have a lot to go through. Gather all ye, we have to go on An Inspiring Journey Into The Ruling Order Of The Orange Kingdom And A Slightly Less Inspiring One Into Meta-Narrative.

The year was 1648 (implying a future connection/allegory to an important event of some kind) in timeline Blue Beta 2 (which means it's still one of the first layers of narrative in this universe and the multiverse wasn't a mess when it was created, making it necessarily distinct from the Blue (officially capitalized) panels in the canon PPC (that would make it omega or smth) (LUDOLPH'S AIN'T NOT GOT ANY POWER HERE!)), the Orange Kingdom wasn't at it's finest hour anymore, but the Golden Age went on, bringing the gifts of architecture, poetry, painting and up-their-own decadent meta-narrative stories about the author, THE LITERAL AUTHOUR GOING TO HELL OR WHATEVER, only existing to indulge their feelings about having superior intellect, requiring no actual smarts but tons of knowledge only the rich could know, as well as bringing disposable income to the peasants (which is a prerequisite for any fanfiction being written (which is important because it establishes how well directed this whole thing on the upper narrative levels is, but not quite in the way you think it is, which will happen later just read the thing and wait) (the funny thing is that disposable income is still part of the list of things the Golden Age brought (and those brackets are just narrative chaos at the beginning of the story or whatver please keep reading)).  It was ruled by King Aurantius (orange in Latingl (copied from search bar (the typos DID get fixed but then I thought this would be funny, added the g back and accidentally the l (I probably won't have the smarts to do so many nests or come to think of it much bracketing in general later on))) the IV, who was as much a patron of arts as well as pitiful meta-narrative with no good messaging or anything meaningful for the reader, as of iron order and the army. Lil' Auri (yes we're doing that) inherited a sprawling network of serving characters, who went directly to the peasant NPCs and not the lesser lords for taxes and bookkeeping, and indeed had even partial authority of force not only of law but of the Guard (and I'll call his personal guard the Regal Guard because that sounds cool!). His storyteller (which this timeline has, despite the SPOOKY RUMORS, unlike Blue-Red Beta 2 (I feel like it's related to my initital ideas in THE DREAM (arbitrary caps) but it's not)) was a mysterious person, and acted as a king of the lesser court, keeping order of government and working to fulfill THE MOST ARBITRARY POLITICAL WISHES, or any kind of other project which is so important to the future, and indeed there was no distinction of how his powers were lesser than that of the king.  This kingdom had been through 500 years of stability and "PEACE" WHEN WE JUST COULDN'T DECIDE WHO'S WAY OF RUNNING THINGS WAS MORE HIP AND KEPT SPLITTING THE ENTIRE THING IN 3 PARTS. The grandfather of our boy Auri had built many great temples of spirituality and grandeur, bringing the ability to read things even to the children of rich losers who decided to for some incomprehensible reason not be born in the capital (retcon that, we need random people reading orders for drama)... okay, okay... BUT THREE PARTS AND SOMEHOW THE MAIN GUY SPLIT INTO 3 MORE, just can you see how it is... ahh... AND THEN WE LET BASICALLY THE PET DOG WIN THE WAR INSTEAD OF THE BRILLIANT BUT A BIT TOO CORRUPT GENERAL, AS IF IT EVEN ISN'T THE NORM AND LITERAL TRADITION (those temples will be hearing voices talking about someone getting carried away with "creativity" and "making things more hip" instead of giving the readers something anyone can read no matter if they lack 70% their brain and occasionally feel like they came to see some kind of cool theme which was just somebody spilling their coffee, RIGHT? IS THAT HOW THAT WAS WRITTEN JUST NOW, ARE WE FORGETTING WHAT HAPPENS TO PREVENT THE KIND OF TRIPLE-... mhm... OK DOUBLE-SPLITTING BUT INTO THREE IN THIS TIMELINE? AND THAT'S BORDERLINE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING IF I'VE SEEN SOME. Ok, keep an eye on that temple stuff because I spoke about it in a description form... ...NO WE'RE NOT DOING FONTS). The temples saw the implied (but very real and important, as we'll see (tho not as "unique individuals", clean that liberal stuff up!)) numerous denizens, of whom we had no lesser then "between 10.5 and 11.5 million"  (population of russia in 17th century (yes it's not supposed to be russia but *SPOILER/META PUZZLE/TOO QUIRKY*)), to hear the word of our (God/god/Gh- no wait that leads to cultish imagery), about whom (Whom? wHom?) we know that He+They make up a duality of The Cartoonist and The Overbearer (yeah that doesn't sound offensive (ok but sleeping too much really is sometimes the same as being sleep deprived, though this isn't the case here, but like the first thing I thought of was "5Z" but with no idea how is 5 represented in letters (wanted to add or symbols for some reason then remembered the mobile app font stuff was actually good and to check if I could make "The Cartoonist" like green or smth but mostly other theoretical stuff about narrative structure here and it just isn't a thing (in the browser), for the better) and then one after The Overbearing I almost got The Psychotic Spirit but don't remember what I actually got anymore, is this like a 4chan stereotype meme about be- not that literally didn't make sense (btw in the future some nested will be added afterwards, if we're lucky, or we'd be lucky if, like I also got 2 words out of brackets already after this and stuff (this is (still (UwU quirky)) fooling around (4th bracket)))), and that in the unclean tongues of our (ok I can still make something out of it (yehh the brackets are just purely serve to make it worse and inconsiderate at this point)) time His name is Jack, and that the one who knows the right unicode for all the characters, and the font and the (kerneling can't be right, the space between letters, the funny cl = d thing) could behold our universe as it is, with each letter carrying unto the wise the powers of higher realms

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