A story of the Orange Kingdom in timeline Blue Beta 2 and it's arduous journey to greatness (all of which is clarified on excessively in brackets (it's meta-narrative like that UwU). Basically an attempt of a tribute to Poorly Planned Comics, Jack M...
And in that blessed time when the kingdom stood proud, and in that day as the many implied denizens had gathered to hear about the word of Jack, across many bebuiltened temples were the voices heard, and between the temples holy characters went to tell the word of the voices. "I have heard the voices indeed, and I heard the great rumbling coming over us!" one of the old and irrelevant said. "I had heard the voice of our lord, he hath put forth unto us the knowledge that his serene word is that of the serenity of the blue seas!" one of the relatively young said. And all the wolves herded their own sheep of it, and none of them spared the rod, and all of them spoiled the children.
('Lil Arni (CROSS THAT OUT!)) His Majesty, king Aurantiacus (probably still not how it was said originally) the IV, had gotten fraught with worry, for his wickedness could not be hidden, and all his lack of deeds was to be unveiled for all to behold. And he looked upon his subjects, and an age of both heresy and enlightened thought was ushered in (which was tried earlier but failed, the whole smart thing). And each man was an ambassador from higher panel, and kids stopped listening to their parents, and everyone wanted to write a book just as it had been in times of Assyria
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DA RESULT der Assyrian tablet complaining about woke culture ("a819a229bea54975c256cf499a65482ee70ce5b063e9a1a088225160cf84b4db_1.png" (https://br.ifunny.co/picture/hold-ills-writing-is-this-fire-first-time-hearing-assyrian-k0JZh34xA (both were jpgs but wattpad needs pngs)
(I can do pictures YESS)
As the Orange King looked over his kingdom, and saw the belief in his holy right questioned, with only the Storyteller on his side, he understood now. Ultimately, perhaps the story needed a change, and with that change a stronger figure to hold it together, for king Aurantiacus the IV (that's IT! I'm just copying the thing) was no leviathan. He looked back on his pitiful life, being created just to entertain. His thoughts wandered to the fact that at least he wasn't the Japanese thing of a lonely boy finding an NPC girl that looks both like a Greek statue and a 4 year old, which he can hug and pet and cuddle with as much he wants, and who gets an intern position at untangling his life WHICH IS NOT WHAT SHE GOT THAT MASTER'S IN PSYCHIATRY FOR! (And I proudly declare that I have IMMUNITY to those!). No, he didn't do good, but he did what was right for him. He took it all in his hands. Even now, as he walked he was silent and restrained, but his eyes wandered all over the other characters, as he did not have the actual power of reading their thought and did not just keep them around as forces of the story (feels like that should be in brackets).
So khm khm, yeah he basically thought about the divine right and stuff and how he wasn't up to it but he played his role in the world perfectly, which was apparently way too well. Also his court is decadent af and he spends the whole time reviewing comics, unlike the Blue King.
And the wise characters gathered in rooms, and they held council there. And each brought with them a part of society, and they could only speak in defence of their own implied devotees. But all wasn't for naught, for as they brought with them the implied political forces, and spoke of the words of the voices, something from higher panel answered their political call.
...And the working (specifically male) went to the temple he (what if we (whos we (hey did the nested after the first bracket (also 4 words after but earlier then this))) capitalize it and like mIe it like) had come to call his, and Pastor Martin Ssempa spoke there. And as the first reading came to a close, as the pondering came over the man in the silence, an entirely different voice came over the entire temple in general and each character in particular. And such importance was that serene silence that the implied devotees could not be bewildered but simply sat/stood there in what came to be a bliss.
And the voice roared "YOU'RE ALL GETTING FIRED AGAIN AT THIS RATE", and the voice melded "Actually the new guy was supposed to figure the part out", and the voice weaved "YOU'RE THE ONE IN CHARGE of the DEPARTMENT, so you SHOULD KNOW WHAT MAKES IT'S WAY THROUGH", and the voice bathed them in bliss of true dignity "Indeed your Majesty, I-... And I always-... Sir says so, and I sai-... Now you rasca-... Why order is impo-... Like how Assyria fe-...", and the voice came over them "DON'T ANY OF you DARE to talk ABOUT THE ARTIST NEEDING TO BE ENTERTAINED, THAT'S NOT YOUR JO- I mean that's their job but they do what I say so we can make sure that... AND YOU JUST SHUT UP" (And I realized Blue Beta 2 makes no sense for what this is) (Should've made them like exchange shoutings and the pretentious office politics rat guy react, would be lame but at least something legit (which is not the culturally appropriate way of using that word here)
"I WILL DO IT MYSELF. SO THAT NO ONE CAN DO ANYTHING TOO BAD, I WILL READ MY DESIGN DOCUMENT IN THE DESCRIPTION VOICE... like a constitution, that's cool. STRAIGHT UP, AND YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WORK WITH IT"
