𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒 ✔️

N being dumb & slowly escalates! (textfic)

Hey sillies! how are you doing

@nloveschickenuggets:
GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT NEW ASTONISHING INFORMATION!!

@oilconsumermachine:
oh for f

@(NAME)fellforu:
HUSH UP IDIOTS

@IMNOTDARKXWOLF17
NO ONE WAS SPEAKING??? 🤥

@(NAME)fellforu:
STILL.
ALRIGHT N SAY IT ALREADY IM FREAKING

@nloveschickenuggets
HEHAHAH OK

@nloveschickenuggets
CHOCOLATE MILK...

@nloveschickenuggets
IS FROM BROWN COWS :D

@nloveschickenuggets
Uh
HELLO?
GUYS? DID THE NETWORK BUG AGAIN?

@IMNOTDARKXWOLF17
Oh my lord.

@IMNOTDARKXWOLF17
ur joeking N right?

@IMNOTDARKXWOLF17
HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT CHOCOLATE MILK IS?!

@nloveschickenuggets
AM I NOT ALLOWED TO KNOW WHAT IT IS?

@nloveschickenuggets
I KNOW WHAT CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE >:(

@(NAME)fellforu
N...

@(NAME)fellforu
where in the flying FVK did you learn that.?

@nloveschickenuggets
eheh

@nloveschickenuggets
uhm... about that

@oilconsumermachine
here we go.

@nloveschickenuggets
Thad told me..

@IMNOTDARKXWOLF17
YOU TALK WITH THAD?

@nloveschickenuggets
LET ME FINISH PLEASE.

@nloveschickenuggets
He found this out from something called...

@nloveschickenuggets
Uh.. i think it's redditch?

@(NAME)fellforu
Oh my.

@(NAME)fellforu
N. Chocolate milk does NOT come from brown cows.

@nloveschickenuggets
WHAT?

@nloveschickenuggets
SO YOUR TELLING ME

@nloveschickenuggets
PINK COWS DONT EXIST

@nloveschickenuggets
AW MAN I EVEN DREAMT ABOUT HAVING ONE AS A PET...

@JCJENSONSUPERIORj
I've read enough.