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Mary Suarez
09:00 PM

Jewel:
MARY

I need you

MARYY

Mary:
HI

Ano yonn

Jewel:
You have a boyfriend na may kabiruan tapos yung mga babae humahampas sa braso tapos pabiro na naniniko

basta those gestures

You said it is an issue tapos sabi ng bf mo part yon ng reaction nila sa joke and it's something na hindi dapat seryosohin

THERE'S REALLY SOMETHING WRONG NA HINDI KO MA EXPRESS NANG AYOS

Mary:
Sinong tanga naman yan

Mali naman talaga ano ba

Jewel:
I'm not good at explanation

Mary:
Kapag ba may hawak akong kutsilyo at nasaksak ko sayo habang nagbibiruan tayo, part yon ng reaction ko sa biro mo?

Jewel:
WHAT? NO

Mary:
Oh bakit natatawa lang naman ako

Jewel:
That's so bullshit

Then stop your hands from moving

Wtf

Mary:
Exactly

And why are you even talking to someone na pwede ka saksakin ng kusilyo

Jewel:
Right

Mary:
HOY SI PEDRO BA YANG
TINUTUKOY MO

KAKAINIS HA

Jewel:
Hey it's okay

I can handle siguro

Mary:
Gurl??

Fine

Kaya mo yan, di ka naman siguro marupok 

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