"Groceries Should Be Easy, Right?"

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this might be the last chapter in a long fucking while cause I have a maths exams soon and if I fuck that up my parents are taking EVERYTHING away from me that includes my computer and my phone so good luck to pathetic ol' charlie here
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The plan was simple, the four of them were going to the store to buy simple groceries and go home. Nothing more. Nothing less. Adam safely parked the car in the carpark and rushed the three to the store.

"Chop chop bozos I have a deadline to complete!" Adam grabbed Jonah by the collar of her shirt, causing her to yelp and violently protest against it, Mark and Cesar speeding their pace up so they won't suffer the same fate.

"Finally.." Jonah signed as Adam released his grip on their shirt. "We'll hit the veggie isle first then we're gonna-"

"Boo. Loosen up, old sport!" Jonah folds his arms which made Adam playfully slap him on the shoulder.

"Agreed. You're treating this like some mission, Adam." Mark pulled his hood over his head as a few people walked by, gulping as he his behind Cesar.

"Ugh. Fine. Split the list?"

Adam tore the list in 4 pieces, each person taking about 3 to 4 items. (PLS I HAVE MY HEAD POUNDING RN AND MY EARS HURT SM BECAUSE I'M SO MAD I'M BLASTING MUSIC INTO MY HEAD)

Adam grabbed a basket and went to the dairy section, Jonah went to the dry foods section where the cereal and bread was, Mark went to the veggie section and Cesar went to the meat section.

Adam looked at the list he held. Milk and cheese. Simple. He pulled the cold door open, shuddering as the cold air of the fridge hit him. He popped two cartons of milk, one normal milk carton and one chocolate milk carton in his carton. Now all he had to do is find Jonah, Mark and Cesar.

Adam walked towards the dry food section and found Jonah absolutely baffled.

"Adam which bread were we supposed to get."

"Jonah it's BREAD what do you mean."

Jonah points to the multiple selections of bread. Gluten free, white bread, wheat bread, grape bread..

"Good question. Grab gluten and white."

Jonah did as instructed, then pointing to the cereal.

"Uhh.." Adam folds his arms, questioning the options.

"From what I remember, for some fucking reason all of you like lucky charms a lot."

"Shut up man they're great." Jonah said with a ":<" face, grabbing a box and then following Adam to find Mark.

Mark was pretty much done, apart from the fact he kept pulling his hood over every 5 seconds. "Please get me out of here. People are..staring." Mark pleaded.

"We just need to find Cesar. Where is he?"

"Poultry section."

The trio walked to the meat isle, spotting Cesar trembling in his spot as he stood from afar.

"Cesar why are you-"

"HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO ASK THAT MAN FOR SOME MEAT PLEASE HELP ME"

Mark cleared his throat. "I nominate Adam."

"Wha- why me??"

"Cause you're the most sane one." Jonah muffled her laugh as Adam rolled his eyes, going up to the meat man and getting the meat.

"Let's go."

The four payed for the groceries and basically raced back to the car.

"I won!"

"Jonah we weren't even racing."

"Who cares! I got here first!"

(rushed this during recess but enjoy)

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