Melanie was just strolling in the park when she came across this dead bunny that seemed to be hers that had had its head chopped off a while back. She stared at it, wondering if she should pick it up and eat it cause nymphs do crave dead bunnies although she decided to restrain herself from doing so. They then decided to continue walking like nothing ever happened. She started to fly since her legs were aching from all the walking and flew like the majestic nymph she is
Melanie started to feel weak, all of a sudden, like her energy got SUCKED out of her like a vaccum. They felt themselves start to fall quicker and quicker to the ground. But exactly when she was about to hit the ground, someone caught her.........
Him 😍So hunky.
"H-H-H-H-H-H-H-HEY are u ok?" Verde asked as he put mel back on her feet."Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YY--Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yeah I'm alright. " Mel says as she looks up at him and stares into his tenis balls (aka eyes) and admired how shiny they were. Melanie blushed and looked away mysteriously, wondering how she could come across such a hunky bunky slunky little shiny papa.
"S-S-S-S-S-S-SS-S-S-S--S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-SORRY I didn't mean to bump into you. " Melanie stutters whilst trying to avoid eye contact with Verde.
"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I--I-I-I-I-I-I-It's aLRight!" He says back whilst looking her up and down.
"WOW, she's really cool and kawaii! I need to get her name!" Verde thinks to himself , not paying attention to what Melanie was saying.
"-well I should get going... 🤶🥺😪😩😖" Melanie says trailing off whilst she continued to stare at his tennis balls known as eyes.
"WOW, he's really cool and swagger. Like a surf board 🤞👽😣🩰🤓 I wish I could know his name! I'll never know ig. II--I-I-I-II--I-I mean why would he want to talk to a nymph like ME!" Melanie daydreamed them together.......... KiSsInG In ThE mOoNlIgHt 🥺😫👁👄👁 dreamly...............................................................................................................
"I should pick up the courage to ask him/ them out" they both thought. GrAH 😖🏃♀️
"H-H-H-H--H-H-H-H-H-H-H--HH-H-HEY WAIT BEFORE YOU GO!" they both yelled.
"HUHHHHHHHHH???" they exclaimed
"I-I-I-II--I-I-I-I--I-I-I-I-I--I-I-I'm Verde!" he says mysteriously as he stares at her 4 eyes.
"RaDiCaL! I'm Melanie martini but you can call me mel '(*>﹏<*)′"
"SUPER hooper dooper cooper looper my little pony popper rooper raddy staddy daddy surfboard!"
"WANNa exchange tennis balls- I-I-I-I-I-I m-m-mmean eyeballs and put them in a bucket and cherish them forever?" Melanie suggests.
"I-i-i-i-i-i dont think we will be able to see but if we could i'd love to see the world through your eyes" (^◕.◕^) Verde winks
Melanie is taken aback and decides to grab his eye balls and scoop them out wiht an ice cream spoon and suck the siliva out of it then put it were the sun dont shine.
She pooped out the eyeballs a few centuries later and then popped them back inside verdes sockets and then they both decided to name them UWUganda and shartica.
The end
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