The Holy Judgement!

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(WARNING: The dares in this chapter have either very religious themes and or illegal activities. Please do not read if you are uncomfortable with that.)

*These dares are made by 

Troy: Hello! And welcome back to Pokemon T-

Martlet: I'm tired of this, but here! *gives Troy a package and leaves*

Switchy: Troy, you know what the hell this is?

*Troy takes a closer look, and the package has a cross on it* Troy: Oh, I know who it is. *Opens the box and holy water, and other Christian items flood out the box*

*Then, a tank bursts through the left side of the studio, with crosses all over it and when done, two people pop out of the tank*

???: I am Justin, and i may be the most violent person you've ever seen!

Switchy: WHAT THE F*** MAN, THE STUDIO COSTED MILLIONS TO BUILD!
Justin: *kneels down to Switchy's height as Switchy is a Nintendo Switch and is like 3 feet tall* I am your worst nightmare. 

Troy: *sips green tea* Alright, what's your dares?

*Justin hands him a piece of paper*
Troy: Alrighty.

Justin: First dare! Switchy, imma convert you too Russian Orthodox Christianity! And, read the Holy Bible, 25 times!

*Converts Switchy to Russian Orthodox*
Switchy: I'm NOT reading that thing 25 times!
Justin: DO IT OR I KILL SERENA.

Switchy: Fiiinnneeee *Reads the Bible 25 times and is exhausted*

Justin: Next, Troy! Do this: *Whispers something into his ear*
Troy: Got it. *Teleports some crosses and hangs everyone including Switchy on them to crucify them*

Everyone:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*8 hours later they are revived*

Justin: Next, Satogou! Come 'ere. 

*Satogou go over to Justin and converts them to Roman Catholic Christianity and makes them drink holy water and they are back to being straight*

Justin: Next, y'all have to convert to Roman Orthodox Christianity! *converts everyone to that religion and gives them a piece of paper*

Justin: Now read that 10,000 times.

Everyone but Justin, March, Sophie and Troy:  Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

*repeated 10,000 times*


Justin: Next, you MUST obey the Lord, or you will be publicly executed by a Christian Firing Squad. 

(Everyone but Iris follows, and she dies)

Justin: Next, y'all can get baptized! *Baptises everyone*

Justin: Next, all men! (Gathers them around him and tells them to verbally abuse their shipping pairing)

(Chaos ensues)

9 hours later...

Justin: Okay, next, Troy! READ THE BIBLE!

Troy: Okay, bet. *Reads it in 24 hours* That was a good long read.

Justin: Next... *shoves Switchy in a Holy Water pool and he drowns*
Troy: Damm. *revives Switchy*

Troy: Next.... *forces everyone to build 40 crosses including Bonnie and Max*

Clemont and May: THATS CHILD LABOR

Troy & Justin: Wii do not care. 

Justin: Next, yall go to hell for an hour! *Snaps and everyone but Justin, Troy and March go there*

After that, the contestants were burnt corspes. 

Troy: Damm. L + Ratio. *Revives them*

Troy: *murders Arcues* There is only ONE God, and that's GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin: *kills Switchy 300 million times*
Switchy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Everyone, especially Switchy: I AM HORRIFED OF YOU

Justin: Next.. *sends Troy's parents to hell, as well as Switchy*

Troy: Damm. 

Justin: *hangs Switchy on a cross*
Switchy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Justin: Kill your parents, Serena, etc.

Switchy: *dose that but is screaming louder*

Troy: Uh.. Shouldn't we stop now Justin-

Justin: No. I have 2 more dares.

Justin: Serena, hang yourself. 
Serena: *dose that but also hangs Switchy and Bonnie*
Switchy: *screaming even louder*

Justin: Finally, get your Judgment.

*They teleport in the clouds and half of them are sent to hell*

Troy: Damm. Well, leave dares, BYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!


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