Long ago lived a lonely ogre named Shrek. He lived in a Swamp not so far away from the castle of Duloc. Living in Duloc was princess Fiona who soon began to banish trans people. These trans people soon began to come to the swamp not knowing who lived there. Shrek began to notice some trans coming in so he started scaring them off because they kept coming back.
They began to stop coming back for a couple of days until one night he woke up to strange noises. He looked out the window and found a herd of trans in the swamp. "GET OUT OF MEHH SWAMP" He cried. Everyone looked up and started screaming in fright, but didn't get out of the swamp. "we have been sent here for banishment" they said. "By who?". "princess Fiona, the princess of Duloc". "oh really". well im gonna have a word with this Fiona.
Shrek set out on a journey to Duloc to talk to the princess and deman to get his swamp back. along his journey he runs into a trans donkey running away from what looked like to be guards. "OI WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING". "oh myy sorry there gorgeous you mind if i hide behind you". " yes i do now fuck off". "oh but honey please i beg!". shrek sighs "fine". slayyyy girll. shreks goes behind a bush and donkey follows. guards rushed by saying "all clear" move move move". thanks boo donkey says. " dont sweat it i would of walked off and told them where you are but im an ogre so that would not help.
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shrek x lord farquaad
Fantasíalong ago lived a man in a swamp, or was he a man? he soon goes on an adventure to find a prince for princess fiona and meets lord farquaad which the 2 grow deep relationship together.
