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ALL THE REAL BITCHES GET IT - CHAPTER 2 - HE GAVE ME THE ICK

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A strange figure appeared.

"...A dokkaebi?" Jiyoung muttered. A chubby floating creature with horns came into view. "Holy shit it's fat." Jiyoung gaped.

(Y/N) snorted at Jiyoung's comment, putting her head down so no one could see she was laughing. "Hey, he's just big-boned." Jiyoung held in her laugh as (Y/N) continued the joke.

The fluffy creature began to speak.

「&아#@!&아#@! ...」

[&아#@!&아#@!...]

"Nah, what is bro saying." Jiyoung whispered. (Y/N) didn't laugh. "Hey, that's mean."

"My bad, it just wasn't that funny."

Jiyoung took deep breaths and reminded herself not to backhand her best friend.

"What's that thing saying?" A young girl asked.

"Is this augmented reality or something?" A teenage boy filmed the encounter.

"Ew, it's so ugly!"

(Y/N) snorted.

"Wow, so you laugh at someone calling that goblin ugly, but you don't laugh at my joke?" Jiyoung does an overly dramatic frown.

"That's different."

"Nuh uh."

Jiyoung paused. "Hey, I think I distinctly understand what it's saying. It's sounds kinda like Spanish."

(Y/N) scoffed. "Uh huh, like you understand Spanish, you no sabo kid."

"Shut up! My mom speaks Spanish, so I know a bit!"

"Sure. I literally know more Spanish than you."

"THEN YOU GO TALK TO THAT CREATURE"

(Y/N) looked at the dokkaebi before looking back at Jiyoung. "I'm good."

"That's what I thought, bitch."

"Cállate, maldita perra idiota."

"Nuh uh, you shut up."

"Is that really all you got from that?"

"...I got the word 'idiot' too."

(Y/N) only sighed and muttered. "Pinche pendeja..."

"Hey! I heard you!"

"Shush. I wanna hear that goblin ass thing."

Unknown to them, a certain squid was watching them two, wondering how they were calm and joking at a time like this.

[Testing. Testing. Can everyone hear me?]

[Gosh. The language patch was malfunctioning for a bit. Can everyone hear me now?]

"Hey, what do you think you're doing?" A man interrupted.

[Pardon?]