The geese are trying to kill us.

Chapter 1

Monty couldn't believe what was happening. Was he really falling for the new kid? Charles had just moved in next door to Monty and they were both going to the same school. Monty found out recently that they were taking the same walk home and was very exited when they started to become friends. Then Charles met those two.

The siamese twins as Monty called them. Even tho they looked nothing alike. Kevin had long blonde hair and resembled fem boy jesus. And kermit had dark short hair and was often called gay. They were called siamese twins as they were both in a religious cult and would often say things in sync. Such as quoting their "bible". And screaming at the top of their lungs when they see a goose or a rock that's "too big for comfort". They say there was a guy that used to live here that had an incident with a rock that was "too big for comfort" whatever that means.

"Guys you should come to our ceremony this Saturday!!".Said Kevin.

"OMG YAS KING" Said Kermit.

"Heehee....no." Said Monty.

"Oh come on Monty." Said Charles. "Maybe it'll be fun. Plus we can laugh at all the fools that joined the cult."

"Hmm idk bro"

"Just imagine it." Charles said and grabbed Monty's shoulder, as he gestured with his hand to amplify his point. " We arrive, and we sit down and everyone starts praying to the higher power, and we start laughing our asses off, because it's hilarious that people actually believe this."

"Hmm I think I can imagine it. But my answer remains a maybe."

"YES, I got a maybe!!!"

They all laughed. A smile remained engraved on Monty and Charles's faces. They were falling in love.

They all continued their walk home and Kermit and Kevin kept trying to get Monty and Charles to convert to Barbism. But they failed...like they always did. Monty and Charles just kept making fun of them. It was how they bonded, the two K's would try and convert people, and Monty and Charles would tell them that it's crazy that they think the geese are being controlled by a higher power.

They finally got home and said their goodbyes.

"DRINK YOUR MILK MONTY AND CHARLES!!" Kevin and Kermit said in cult like unison.

"We will. Don't worry." replied Charles.

They never drank their milk

"Bye guys!" Said Monty.

They all left with smiles engraved on their faces, and they would return the next day with smiles engraved on their faces. They were a lovely group of kids, an unlikely group, but a group none the less.