january twenty first, two thousand and fourteen
Meredith
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You have received one new message
Unknown: hey marco! do you want to meet by starbucks later?
Meredith: who's marco?
Unknown: ayeee, marcinho, no pulling tricks on me. you're what? 25 years of age? 24? grow up ffs lol.
Meredith: one, my name is not marco and two, the hell are you?
Unknown: it's robert you retarded goose.
Meredith: who gave you my number?
Unknown: my friend mario
Meredith: cool i have a friend called mario, too.
Unknown: idgaf.
Meredith: oh wow i've never seen so much salt in my life! where are my crisps?
Unknown: 'crisps'?
Meredith: the potato chip snack. walkers. element of air. no?
Unknown: think so.
Meredith: k.
Unknown: who you?
Meredith is typing...
Meredith: my names jeff
Unknown: get out
Unknown: pls
Meredith: k
Meredith: can i still have the salt?
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btw hope you liked it ily and ty for reading
gudbai
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blunder || r.lewandowski
Fanfictionblunder noun 1. a stupid or careless mistake. "he stopped, finally aware of the terrible blunder he had made." verb 1. make a stupid or careless mistake; act or speak clumsily. "he knew he'd blundered." in which footballer robert...
