Maddie: Stop it.
Loki: What do you mean?
Laufey: I mean your little chickie-poo here was working for me all the time. Duh.
Loki: You're-- you're lying!
Stephen (as boy): Help! (coughs)
Steve (as boy): Jeepers, mister, you're really strong. (in normal voice) Ha-ha!
Laufey: Couldn't have done it without you, sugar, sweetheart, babe.
Maddie: No! It's not like that! I didn't mean to-- I-I couldn't-- I-- I'm so sorry.
Steve and Stephen: Our hero's a zero! Our hero's a zero!
Laufey: Well, gotta blaze. There's a while cosmos up there waiting for me with, hey, my name on it. So much for the preliminaries, and now on to the main event!
[The stars are aligned and the gate to the Titans opens]
Laufey: Brothers! Titans! Look at you in your squalid prison! Who put you down there?
Titans: Odin!
Laufey: And now that I set you free, what is the first thing you are going to do?
Titans: Destroy him!
[Laufey frees the Titans]
Laufey: Good answer.
Onyx: Crush Odin!
Frost Giant: Freeze him!
Fire Giant: Melt Odin!
Gale: Blow him away!
Titans: Odin!
Laufey: Uh, Guys? Asgard would be that way.
Onyx: Odin!
Frost Giant: Freeze him!
Laufey: Hold it, bright eye.
Shockwave: Huh?
Laufey: I have a special job for you, my optic friend.
[Asgard. Clint sees the titans first]
Clint: Ah. Huh?
Onyx: Destroy Odin!
Clint: Oh, we're in trouble! Oh, big trouble! I gotta-- [he zooms to Asgard] My Lord and Lady, the Titans have escaped. And they're practically at our gates!
Odin: Sound the alarm! Launch an immediate counterattack! Go! Go!
Clint: Gone, babe.
[Gods prepare to war]
Tyr: Charge! On to battle!
Odin (throwing lightnings at Onyx in vain): Yee-hah!
Kratos (getting sucked in by Gale): You windbag!
Laufey (watching this): Boom, badda-boom, boom, boom! Hah!
[Meanwhile, Shockwave looks for Loki, causing destruction in Oslo]
Shockwave: Loki! Where are you?
Tall woman: What can we do?
Fat man: Where's Loki?
Old man: Yeah, Loki'll save us.
Shockwave: Loki! Come out! Face me!
Maddie (to Loki who starts going): What are you doing? Without your strength, you'll be killed.
Loki: There are worse things.
Shockwave: Run!
Maddie: Wait! stop!
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Loki
FanfictionLoki, a son of gods, was snatched as a baby by Laufey and forced to live among mortals as a half-man, half-god. Now a teenager, Loki needs to perform a rite of passage on Earth to prove himself worthy of living with the gods on Mount Olympus. With h...
