I didn't ask to be an Olympian

dam I am a seaweed brain

"Your domains are... Loyalty, tides, Heros, Sass and blue' the fates said to me

'Blue-?'

'Yes, the color' they hissed

Then they vanished.

~~~~~~time skip sponsored by Kronos~~~~~

I walked into the elevator and while I was there I decided I can't tell Annabeth. I can't.

So I walked out and told her. 'They wanted to say thanks, no gift, nothin. But I'm fine with that.' I said half the truth, I would have been fine with it if I wasn't offered the gift.

'k, come on seaweed brain, we have to celebrate'

~~im lazy. Cannon stuff happens till Hera~~

'Perseus' Hera whisper yelled to me, 'you will go to the Roman camp and befriend them.'

'HOLLY POTATOES AND FRENCH FRIES HERA,' I gasped ' you scared me

'how?'

I shrugged 'you sounded like a snake's

'and...'

'i don't like snakes.'

Then I landed in front of some large doors. She wasn't joking. There were two people standing at the doors though, they seemed confused, why were they confused?

'err' the guy said 'where did you come from?'

Dam, I am a seaweed brain. I fell from da sky and I'm asking why they're confused. (Text like this is supposedly thoughts.)

'Dam?' I looked up and realized I said that aloud, and the girl was confused. ' isn't that a thing to do with water?'

'Uhh yeah, inside joke' I replied.

'Are you a Demigod?' the guy asked.

'yep,' I lied 'I am Percy Jackson, son of the sea God' oops I probably shouldn't have said that...

'Neptune?' he asked.

'yea that guy' I said back. ' and you are...?'

'oh, I'm frank and that's Hazel,' he told me.

'come on Percy let's introduce you to the rest of camp jupiter.'
 

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We walked in and everyone introduced themselves. Reyna was pretty cool and the other guy, the bed buddies murderer, is quite clearly not

'so,' Reyna said,'do you have any memories of yourself or none?'

'a few bits and pieces' I lied once again.

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I ended it here cuz no one is gonna read it anyway so...