Lost (kinda a parody)

Chapter 4

"How are you feeling now?" Jack asked Charlie "I think the infection is gone" expressed Charlie in a delighted voice. Charlie decided to go on a walk threw the jungle, who knows why. Anyway, as he walked further into the jungle he started to loose his way and he no longer knew where he was going. All of the sudden a thing called John Locke jumped out of the bush, just kidding he is a person but he's really weird. Rumour has it he was in a wheel chair before the crash and now he is all better, I'm calling BS on that but whatever. He jumped out of the bush with warrior paint brushed on his cheeks and a wooden stake in his

hand as if he was going vampire hunting. "We're you on the plane with us?" Asked Charlie in his Australian accent "no the island was calling to me a while back so I rented a plane and plunged it into the ocean then hoped for the best" explained Locke "it just so happens the plane that I was flying was stalked full of cocaine and your a druggie so I guess it's your lucky day" said Locke. I'm really starting to think this guy is crazy he has probably been on this island too long. The story about him and the wheel chair is a old wives tale about a guy named John Locke who crashed on an island and got cured from paralysis, I guess

it's true. Charlie followed John as he lead him to the plane with cocaine. When they arrived Charlie had to make a big decision, should he go up to the hanging plane and get the stuff himself or should he persuade Locke to go get it for him?! Or there's always the option of sending Boone, the hot lifeguard who is nice and doesn't deserve to be put in danger up to the hanging plane with the risk of the plane falling. Just saying.