diary of an idiot 2.0

IM GONNA HURT SOMEONE.

stress relif yaya!

wattpad plz make this specific chapter blow up im begging u

so me and my friend were being assholes to each other then i told her "that's why you lost ur pencil" bc i hit the pencil out of her hand that she was holding

AND THIS UGLY FUGLY BITCH CALLED SHANI CYRUS (HER ACTUAL FIRST AND LAST NAME.) JUST CAME IN AND WAS LIKE

"that's why your ugly. that's why your short." 

istg im starting to get annoyed by getting called short. like just cause im not taller than you doesn't mean that if im a random dude you have to come for me like at least my parents didn't commit suicide the second they saw me cause i wasn't a rusty ass hoe who doesn't know how to mind my business.

anygayz i didn't know what to say then but imma go off on this girl here plus my friend

(if u hate slurs then don't read this)

MELODY BELLE.

you retarted hoe that's why you ugly ass is getting braces and ur gonna look like a retard straight out of a mental hospital and a special ed class combined. you over here yelling at ppl for no reason just like you did to M and that's why you got your ass yelled at by her cousin. like even A told me you need to chill and shut the fuck up when the teacher is talking. don't even try to call me a fucking nerd for that cause your ugly ass doesn't know what "shut up" means even when you get yelled at it. your fatass doesn't even understand where to sit just cause you wanna sit next to me like bitch i appreciate it but E is literally trynna sit there and your fatass + dumbass didn't even try to move until she walked over there. 

and Shani Cyrus.

that;s why you keep getting hit by NS. even if it's a fucking joke i know damn well you're getting memories from when your drunk dad came back home and decided to get your ass a whooping for you just breathing. it's funny how you decided to join in the conversation like the attention seeker you are even tho i haven't even touched you or said anything other than ask some random shit to you in the past. that's why you and A 2.0 kept acting like lesbians in the corner of the class cause you guys are fucking faggots who don't know when to shut up and stop screaming in 1st period. like bitch don't even try to come and say i'm the ugly one when all you wear is the same grey sweater and sometimes a crop top to school with some stained jeans or some shit like that. do you really think i care that much to look at your outfit? bitch you're not some celebrity. ur not taylor switft so stop acting like u own the school with your pathetic ass.

i feel a lot better now 🤑🤑🤑

insert wave and airy skedaddling away