I tried looking for fanfics of this manga and couldn't find any. I thought it was a damn shame, cause this is one deserving of a proper re-write.
Seriously, reading Kuzuhana-Chan is probably the biggest waste of time I've ever had. It's like Rent A...
Me: Ah fuck... there's the bell, but I really don't wanna go back to class...
I'm currently in the "boy's bathroom" using the urinal. Any excuse to not go to class is ok in my book... I'm relatively relaxed, that is of course until I'm rudely interrupted. The door to the bathroom opens, and a bunch of girls walk in.
Me: "Wha-?! Hey, didn't you see the sign! This is the boys bathroom!"
Random Girl: "Who cares? It's practically empty anyway. What, you afraid we might see your ding-dong?"
Me: Who the fuck says "ding dong" unironically?! This manga is so ridiculous! Of course, I stopped reading when I was 16... I forgot just how bad it is!
Random Girl: "Then how about... we show you ours, and call it even? Saotome-chi!"
I just zipped up my pants, staring deadpanned at them as they all flip up their skirts and show me their panties.
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Me: "Have some shame. You're young girls, you shouldn't be exposing yourselves so nonchalantly to a boy, especially a teenage one. Excuse me, I have to get back to class."
I walked out, smirking. I knew the girls had looks of shock on their faces at my response. Sorry, but I'm not a normal manga protagonist.
Random Girl: "E-Eh? You don't wanna see our panties?"
Random Girl the Second: "Nah, he's probably just shy... right?"
Random Girl Numero Tres: "I don't know... I read online that boys normally go crazy over this stuff... maybe he's gay?"
Me: Jesus Christ, Japan is a weird country.
It's been less than 2 months since I've been chucked into the body of one Saotome Hodaka... But I already wanna go back to my life in America! This used to be a girls' only school.
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Moteshiro Prefectural High School. Apparently, I had no choice but to go this school, seeing as it's the only commercialized public school in the prefecture. But seriously, how the hell is it that there's NO OTHER GUYS? If this is the only public high school in the prefecture, where the hell are the other dudes?! See, this is why manga's make no sense.
