I tried looking for fanfics of this manga and couldn't find any. I thought it was a damn shame, cause this is one deserving of a proper re-write.
Seriously, reading Kuzuhana-Chan is probably the biggest waste of time I've ever had. It's like Rent A...
Early summer has come to Moteshiro High School. And today's volunteer work for the first years... is cleaning the pool.
Me: "Didn't even know we had a fucking pool...!"
Being the only boy, of course I ended up a loner. But could these girls stop playing at least and help me out?! The sun will set before I'm even done here!
Random Girl: "Ahh, geez, I'm all wet. My makeup is all faded too."
Ushigome: "Saotome-chi! We're gonna go change! So cover for us!"
Me: "alright that's it... HEY DUMBASS! OF COURSE YOU'RE WET, YOU'RE JUST PLAYING AROUND! AND WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE MAKEUP ON ANYWAY! ALSO, I WAS DOING ALL THE WORK ALREADY, USHIGOME, SO DON'T GIMME THAT 'cover for us' BULLSHIT!"
A lot of the girls hanging around turned to look at me. I glared back at them, of course. The girl I yelled at for complaining looked mad, while Ushigome just had her hand behind her head, laughing awkwardly.
Me: "Now get the hell out of here, before I lose my shit and paint this pool red!"
The girls all started shouting at me for that, but I'm too annoyed to give a fuck.
Takae: "Sigh... those girls are all so carefree..."
Me: As if you aren't.
Takae: "But I think we can still finish here if we work together! Let's do our best, Saotome-kun!"
Me: "..."
Takae: "Why are you making that face?"
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Me: "Well, for 2 reasons. First, because I'm pretty sure you're just trying to mess with me again, which is not a good idea right now, because I'm already pissed. Second, I was imagining breaking this mop over your head, which certainly made me feel better."
Takae: "WHAT?! You're really mean, you know that?!"
Me: "IT'S YOUR FAULT, BITCH!"
Takae: "DON'T CALL ME A BITCH! AND I WAS BEING SERIOUS ABOUT HELPING!"
Me: "We're familiar enough at this point that I'm allowed to call you a bitch. All the girls are lucky I have the self-restraint not to unload a fucking nuke onto your emotions daily with the insults I'm almost always thinking of."
Takae: "You're such a dick. I'm trying to be nice!"
Me: "See, that's how I know we're more familiar. You're insulting me, instead of pretending like you're some innocent girl. Also, how exactly do you intend on 'being nice' besides the slim chance that you're ACTUALLY going to help me clean the pool?"
Takae: "Why, you... I'm seriously trying to help you out, okay? But if you really see me that way, then... shall I show you?"
