I tried looking for fanfics of this manga and couldn't find any. I thought it was a damn shame, cause this is one deserving of a proper re-write.
Seriously, reading Kuzuhana-Chan is probably the biggest waste of time I've ever had. It's like Rent A...
Moteshiro High School. Lunch break. Having lunch... talking with friends... for most people, this is a time to take a break and have fun with friends... but for me, it's just really awkward.
Whether it's in class...
Ushigome: "Whatcha eating there, Saotome?"
Friend 1: "Ah! This is the new bread they just started selling! Gimme!"
Me: "Give me back my goddamn bread right now. I've been waiting since this morning to eat that!"
The girls around me sweat dropped.
Friend 1: "Okay, jeez."
Or in the schoolyard...
Random Girl: "Eh? What's a guy doing here?"
Random Girl the Second: "That's the only male student, he's a first year."
Me: Did these bitches not get the memo? I've been here for 2 months already!
There's nowhere for me to eat that's relaxing. Well, maybe the boys bathroom...
Of course, as I go to walk in there, who else but Hanako walks right out. I bumped right into her, making us both move back a little.
Me: "Huh? Hanako-chan?!"
Hanako: "Saotome...! This is... I mean... the other bathrooms were too crowded, so I just..."
Me: "It's okay. The girls go in here all the time, even with the sign saying 'male students'."
Hanako: "Is that so... fine! I'll stand here and watch out while you go!"
Hanako looked over to a girl who obviously wanted to use the bathroom, glaring at her. It was funny watching the girl walk off, scared.
Me: "Nah, that's not necessary. I was just gonna eat my lunch in there."
Hanako just stares at me, mouth open. Is she gonna say anything...!
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Jesus Christ, say something!
Hanako: "That's a coincidence... I was going to have lunch, too... if you don't mind... wanna come to my usual spot?"
I'm surprised she actually asked me to hang out with her... and in such a shy way! Man, gap moe is awesome!
Me: "Really? Sure! 😊"
Hanako blushed at my award-winning smile. Of course she did, it's because I'm the Rizzler.
Hanako: "A-Anyways! Just follow me!"
Now, we're on the roof. Fucking manga logic, I swear we just like teleported here or something!
Well, I should've figured. The rooftop is where she was before when she helped me out... this is gonna be a common place for me, isn't it?
