𝐺𝑢𝑖𝑙𝑡𝑦 𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑠

First Words

Bakugo x Y/N

"Ok you two behave mommy will be right back I just have to get something in my room" I start walking to my room and I see something on the wall, I try not to panic and call Katsuki 

"I'm at work do u need something" 

"mhm" 

"you sound scared is something wrong" 

"y-yeah" 

"Are the twins ok" 

"t-they're fine" 

"I'll be right there" 

"mhm" he got there pretty quickly threw the door open and rushed to the room we shared 

"WHATS WRONG" I was hiding under a few pillows and pointed at the wall 

"It's a fucking spider Y/N u got me out of work for a fucking spider" 

"yes I did, it can be poisonous and it's big and scary" 

"god you don't have to be such a pussy" 

"suits me I'm the one that has one" 

"yeah and it's mine" 

"don't say things like that" 

"aww is the dumbass flustered" 

"shut up idiot" 

"lemme kill the spider for you and thanks to u I have the rest of the day off" 

"thank you" 

"so now that that's gone-" he got interrupted by Sakura 

"PUSSY" 

"omfg katsuki look what u did" 

"I never made her learn it" 

"DUMBASS" 

"See this is all you" 

"not true you curse too you know" 

"their first words were supposed to be mom or dad, not that" 

"whatever at least we know they can talk" 

"yeah ig" 

"so what do you say we leave the kids over at your dad's place and we have some fun hmm just you and me like before" 

"Are you always this horny" 

"For you yes, yes I am" 

"God, you are such a pervert" 

"How about this I picked something up a few days ago and it's for you I'll take the twins over to your dad's house and u can decide what to do with what's inside the box" 

"Fine but what's in it for me" 

"You'll see once I get home, the box is on the counter" 

"lemme say bye to the twins first" I walked out and saw the box on the counter but I ignored it, for now, I'm just gonna say bye to my babies 

"Bye ren bye sakura behave for Grandpa cause if you don't he's never taking care of you 2 again" 

"I'll be back soon" 

"Yeah also disclaimer I don't want another one 2 is enough" 

"Fair enough doesn't mean I'm changing my plans" 

"I never asked u to but leave already" 

"Fine but I can't wait to see what u do with what I got u😉" 

"ok byeeee" I said pushing him out of the door

(please bear with me)