soooooo
welcome
here's some tea 🫖
take a seat
grab some popcorn
okay i'm being a bit dramatic it isn't that juicy
okay! so let's get started
so there's this girl. ima call her j
and we were sitting in class
she was talking to one of my friends let's call her e
so j and e we're at first talking about a guy named james bcs j has the biggest crush on him right? but the subject changes to someone else
let's call this guy r
so j was like "ugghh i've been on delivered by r for almost a day but it's okay bcs he just got his phone taken"
and at this point i spaced out
sooo
later i joined back in on the convo and it looked like this
"omg he's so hot and his arms... ahhh and he's just so finneeee." -j
and i was like who? james?
and e said no then mouthed "da michael"
and it took me like 5 minutes to figure out what she was saying but i finally got it
and i was like "YOU LIKE DA MICHAEL??" cuz bro is like obsessed with me but he's lowkey ugly
and j was like "ADDIE NO NAME DROPPING!"
and i was like "oops"
but bro also has a girlfriend. i think her name is chloe or smth
and so chloe took da michael's phone and unadded j and she was so mad and i told her that girls just a bitch who thinks you're a threat.
and j is like "HEY NO CURSING"
and ignored her 🫣
so back to the story... i didn't know chloe's name at first but i knew she went to some school
and i was like ohhh i know a girl that goes there but i don't think she would go for him bcs she's very gay.
and then we laughed about chloe being bitchy to j for like 30 minutes
and j is like obsessed with 3 guys at once and im just like girl... pick one!!
and thats the story on j and da michael for now lmao.
i'll update yall when i know more..
lol i put the category as non fiction
i'm so funny
welcome to the life of a teenage girl.
bye bye!!
