Civil War: A Documentary

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Adrian Toomes and his coworker, Phineas Mason, are studying a child's drawing of the Avengers. In the bottom corner the words Stas and 2008 are scribbled.

"Things are never gonna be the same now. I mean, look at this. You got aliens. You got big green guys tearing down buildings. When I was a kid, I used to draw cowboys and Indians." Toomes says

"Actually, it's Native American, but whatever." Mason says shyly

"Yeah. Tell you what, though. It ain't bad, is it?" Toomes says

8 years later

a Film by Peter Parker

Through a small, rectangular screen, we see the scenery of New York passing by at a high velocity. We seem to be on a highway.

"New York. Queens. It's a rough borough, but hey, it's home." Peter says in a gravelly voice

"Who are you talking to?" Happy Hogan. Head of security at Stark Industries asks the boy. Camera quickly pans to Happy driving in the front seat.

"No one. Just making a little video of the trip." Peter answers fastly

"You know you can't show it to anyone." Happy says sternly

"Yeah, I know." Peter replies

"Then why are you narrating in that voice?" Happy asks all gudgy

"Uh... Because it's fun." Peter replies

"Fun." Happy responds. Apparently, Happy thinks this whole situation is the opposite of fun. He puts on his sunglasses and solemnly looks out the windshield.


"So, uh, why do they call you Happy?" Peter asks. Happy raises the limo's partition. We see a reflection of Peter Parker holding up his phone and filming.

Peter gets out of the car to find a small private plane waiting for him.

"Come on. I'm not carrying your bags. Let's go." Happy says

"Hey, should I go to the bathroom before?" Peter asks

"There's a bathroom on it." Happy answers annoyed. Inside the plane, we see a view of the cockpit. Two seats for the pilot and the copilot are there, no one is sitting in them.

"Whoa. No pilot? That's awesome." Peter gasps. Peter sits down across from Happy, directly facing him.

"Is that where you're gonna sit?" Happy asks madly

"Yeah." Peter shrugs

"This is your first time on a private plane?" Happy asks

"My first time on any plane." Peter replies. Happy moves away to sit in another seat. "Should it...? Should it be...? Should it be making that noise?"


Later. Peter puts a finger to his lips and makes a shushing sound.

"Shh."

Camera reveals Happy snoring. At the sound of Peter's chuckle, Happy jerks awake, causing the whole frame to shake.


Inside Berlin Brandenburg Airport, we see German signs, Happy dragging his luggage behind him, and Peter's face in quick succession.

Peter is sightseeing in Berlin. We see Berlin streets, the Brandenburg Gate, a street performer, foreign girls, and a pretzel vendor.

"No one has actually told me why I'm in Berlin or what I'm doing. Something about Captain America going crazy." Peter narrates


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