Rosa Diaz x y/n

S1 E2&3

A/n so I have combined these episodes together as I didn't have many ideas for them

99th precinct
Rosas pov

It was a usual busy morning in the precinct and me and Amy were just going over a case we just started together when Jake walked in.
Jake: 'ah captain you're at my desk just what I like to see first thing in the morning.'
Holt: 'your 3 minutes late Peralta'
Jake: 'not my fault I had a plumbing problem which reminds me I need a new departmental issued phone' 'come on really its one thing and I'm 3 minutes late are you really going to call me out in front of everyone'
Holt: 'good idea. Everyone gather round so I can call out Peralta in front of you.' 'Let's start with the Christoph murder you may of had him confess in 20 mins but you mislabelled the evidence so that confession means nothing If sarge hadn't spotted your mistake, three cases with sloppy paper work, these are two pictures ones your locker one a dump in the Philippines'
Jake: 'that ones the locker'
Y/n: 'nah Jake there deffo your locker the both of them'
Holt: 'bright is correct there Both your locker , this folder is labelled undies comma dirty'
Jake: ' so I won't confuse it with undies comma clean also who cares about these rules I have more arrested than anyone here'
Holt: 'you also have more mice living in your desk than anyone here's
Jake: 'Algernon, you guys Algernon is back' 'hey y/n come say hi'
Now me and Jake new she has a great fear of mice so I knew what he was going to do next and i know it will terrify the living crap out of her so I decided to step in before it got out of control, 'Jake if you take one step closer I'll rip off your limbs and feed them to Algernon' I said and I feel a hand on my shoulder so I turn ready to punch them but realise it's y/n who just gives me a grateful smile which drops as she turns to Jake and gives him the middle finger.

Your Pov

We were all sat in the briefing room in our normal seats and me and Rosa were just quietly chatting and not really paying any sort of attention to what anyone else was saying. We were suddenly broke out of out little world when captain holt said he was going to be babysitting Jake until he listen which had me in a fit of giggles at the back.
Holt: 'bright I don't know why your laughing as your tagging along with us'
Rosa: 'ah-ha babysitting times two'

Now just before I left with captain holt I passed Gina with this weird looking woman who seemed like she was hyped up on drugs so I thought I'd see what she was going to say to Boyle.
Christine: 'vision the woman you love the woman you work with the scary one with the black hair she doesn't love you back she'll never love you back'
Gina: 'see thank you Charles she just told you your future'
And just as I went to input holt called me over ready for our vandalism case and that's how me and holt are now sat here in the car in the most awkward silence ever.
Jake: 'you left without me'
Holt: 'you were late again'
Jake: 'well I had to get my undercover mini van disgusting say hello to Harvey Norgan bloom CEA and a recently divorced farther of two with a dark secret what's your covers'
Holt: 'angry captain'
Y/n: ' I'm dizzy night who acts all though but a softie at heart especially for her partner'
Jake: 'see captain y/n gets it okay so you don't like the cover'
Holt: 'I just think you'll find it hard to chase a purp in sandals'
Jake: 'well Harvey is a sandals guy so blame it on Harvey'
'Just to let you two know the tagged is spray painting the van right now' 'nyp freeze oh great he's a runner Jake keep the sandals on'
Now me and holt run ahead and all I can hear is Jake winning about the sandals trying to keep up with us however by the time he has I have already put the tagged in handcuffs and leading him back to the minivan.

Jakes Pov

I had just finished speaking to holt and Terry and was now sat at the desk trying to find out the taggers name and writing the *perfect report* for the stupid robot captain
Jake: 'sorry this is taking so long I'm still writing up my report it's pretty detailed, hey Gina will you look up what the humidity was and hour ago and what moon cycle were in'
Gina: 'no sorry'
Jake: 'thanks Gina and now to you what's your name'
Tagger: 'my name is banana fart man md'
Jake: 'I don't believe you'
Now as I was talking to this perp Rosa walked past and I shouted her over thinking her scary thinking will get him to break.
Rosa: 'listen you little shit just tell the man your name'
Tagger: 'I will not be telling any of you my name however I will take the number of that very hot and sexy h/c haired girl over there'
So me and Rosa looked over to see he was pointing at y/n and at this point I could tell Rosa was about to hit him so I told him 'well you could have her number' and at this Rosa hit me and turned to the Tagger and went 'if you want her number you can think twice and if you even approach her I'll rip every limb of your body and burn you alive understood'