My life is officially over. Oh sh*t, where's my manners. Just because I wanna crawl in a whole and die doesn't mean I have to be a rude f*ck. Anyway, my name is Calum Hood. Not that it matters, but my life use to be perfect. I bet your wondering "how can your life be perfect, and then be sh*t?" Well then, let me explain. But I warn you, its a long story soooo.
I woke up to the sound of my alarm clock playing I miss you by blink 182. I quickly silenced it and got up putting on a blue and black flannel and some skinny jeans. The day was Sunday, my last day of happiness. Me and my best mate, Michael, had planned to hang out all day. Just as I buttoned my jeans in came Michael.
Michael: HONEY IM HOMMEE
I chuckled and played along.
Me: UP HERE BABE!
I heard the front door slam shut, but Michael wasn't coming upstairs. I wondered if he left so I went to check.
Michael: WHY IS THERE NO PIZZA?!
Me: cause i didn't order any?
Michael: WELL WHY NOT
Me: just calm the fuck down and order some!
*time skip to midnight*
Michael: its a dare! Do it!
Me: I'm not gay Clifford!
Michael: doesn't matter!
After Michael and i had our little fight about pizza, I finally gave up and ordered some. Michael got impatient and suggested we play FIFA. We played that until 11:35 and now we're in the middle if a very intense game of truth or dare
Me: I am not sending a nude of myself to Luke!
After us arguing I finally agreed just to shut him up
Michael: don't forget the flirty text!
Me: I know!
I ran to the bathroom taking the pic saying "now don't get to horny " just as I was about to send the text Michael began banging on the door startling me
Michael: hurry ass face!
I rolled my eyes sending the message.
Me: can't rush perfection
I come out laughing as we sit down
Me: okay, truth or da-
I was cut of by the sound of my phone vibrating. I reached over grabbing it seeing I had a text from and unknown number. I read the text and almost choked.
" OMG WHO TF IS THIS"
little did I know that this one mistake would change my life forever.
