!AphroCandy!

Dizzy

Atsushis pov:

Hmm,looks big enough!I look to the chashier whom has a big mustage attached to his face....i could tell it was fake,but decided not to say anything to be polite. "Hi um- can I get those sour patch kids? And those gummy bears" I pointed the candys to the man ,while he nodded.i standed there around 5-6 more minutes before paying and leaving "hohoho! Thanks for buying these dru— I mean Candies!" The mustage man chuckled,weird man -

No one's POV:

"Ranpo San! Please give me the money,it's 2,838¥" atsushi narrowed to ranpo giving him the 'money please' sign."awwww can't I have them for freeeeee?" Ranpo pleaded like a little child, "no ranpo San,I have to work 2 and a half hours for that," atsushi answered as ranpo pouted his (FACE) cheeks "one thing I will give you for free are headpats,only of you pay up tho!" As soon as atsushi said that ranpos eyes shot up in excitement.

Ranpo quickly got his wallet and payed Atsushi up. "Now the head pats!!!",I went up to him and head patted him but then stop after a while,"Atsushi-kunnnn I want moreee!" Ehh? I was like 10 minutes head patting him non-stop.. "just 5 minutes more,ranpo-san.were at work and I'm not gonna stay all day patting you .."

"Fineeee" ranpo pouts as he ate his snacks,just then did dazai enter

"Hi ranpo-san, Atsushi -kun!" The brunette greeted us "dazai-San! Please take care of ranpo for me! I have... homework to do! Bye!!" I ran so dazai couldn't get to say no

Nobody's POV:

After Atsushi ran, dazai looked at ranpo,"homework ? What homewor-" dazai was interrupted by ranpo ,"he doesn't have 'homework',some dude with no eye brows gonna fuck him." Dazai then looked at ranpo with an ':0' face . "Too much information,ranpo-san! I wouldn't want to know what's going on on Atsushis sex life,I'm his mentor" the brunette informed the other brunette "yeah I know but—" dazai interrupted ranpo

"sike,tell me more! My subordinate is pretty cute after all..I bet i could do him"

"Dazai..this is a ranpo x dazai book not a Atsushi x dazai one..." Ranpo, casually broke the 4th wall" ranpo looked at dazai with a mad-ish face
"Ranpo-san,do not break the fourth wall! "Whatever..."

(IGNORE THE FOURTH WALL BREAK LMAO)

Ranpo starts eating the candys faster each time while the other brunette stared at him "why are you mmch- stawing at mwe?" Ranpo asks dazai while chewing his gummy bears "oh,well may I have one?" The brunette 'innocently' asked the other brunette "what? No!" Ranpo looked annoyingly at dazai "Atsushi bought me these! So no"

"Awws..what a pity! Ranpo-san doesn't want to share! That's not very detective -like.." dazai tried manipulating ranpo,but ranpo wasn't that dumb,even without his 'ability' he wasn't stupid. "Manipulating isn't very detective -like either."

Dazai grinned,in a mischievous way. "Well anyways! Time to leave,bye dazaiii!!" The black haired stood up to leave,when he suddenly fell on his butt.

He couldnt stand up,his lags were numb.he was starting to feel ...dizzy.he felt hot..he felt ...hard!?