robtop when 6.9 😍😍 (satire)

Lauve is in the air...

and its soon gonna be splattered on the ground when i stomp on all their hearts and souls. 😈

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robtops pov 🤯😔:

uhhh... uh... i was blushing so hard... maybe today was the time to confess?! 🤯🤯

viprin stared at me.. cutely. i don't know why, but....
when i was deep in my thoighgs... he left 🤯

"wait!!!!!!1!1!1 no!!1!1!1!1! viprin!!!1!1!1! come back!!1!1!1 😔😔"
i cried. no one asked.
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viprins pov:
its for the greater goon if i left. if robtop and i were to be in a relationship we would be... hated.... and idk something rlly bad happened.
so.... i left 😔

but... my skibidi gyatt fanum tax amogus rizzler mewing ohio sigma edging lauve will always stay strong (proof this story is satire+cringe+insert a word)
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okay done
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robtops pov (sad version):

uh- what do i do.. 😔
viprin... 😔😔

i went back to my house, and become emo alpha wolf.. 😔😔😔
that didn't happen i made that up for dramatic effect.

i just... stood there. GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

i cried

i cried

i cried

i cried. no one will hear me this time.

then... a familiar voice said: "womp womp loser"
it was... cyclic?!!!!!!!!????!?!!? 🤯

bu-but  cyclic was gone for a decade because he was pretending to be trick. this may shock you, but did you know my theory that cyclic and trick are the same person? oh well i will do it next game theory... (nah.)

cyclic then... did nothing. and left.

insert yapping country president top tier yapping here because i dont know how to make this story longer. anyways,

i cried once more. cyclic interrupted my crying. oh wait i can still text viprin.. oops 😔👉👈

"hi" i texted to viprin.
no answer. i gave up immediately and released 6.9 because....
6.9 is the ideal version for me. it helps me grief and stuff. it helps me forget this very sad time too. i grin

but... 6.9 basically had nothing why am i monologuing it....

ehhh..... i wont rlly care
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viprin pov:
i still miss rob. top.
...rob?

rob, as in ROBlox?

oh my gawd. i made a shocking discovery.. instantly, i bolted towards robtops house. i had to ask... a question. :vine_boom:
i knocked on the door. a creaking noise was heard i dunno
anyways
anyways
anyways
anyways
anyways.... uh.... yeah i saw robtop and i asked him the question

"yo... are you... associated with ROBlox!!??!?!!?!!"
it was a stupid question why did i ask that
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cliffhanger

worst part ever in my opinion. eww its so cringey i apologise to anyone amd everyone who saw this im so sorry