Miraculous Dragonus (Lila Rossi x Male Reader)

Arc 07: Chapter 03: Iapallidus & Skinker

"Have you guys ever wondered what our place in the universe truly is?" Alphaux asked as he, Dragonus and Crocdown gazed at the midnight sky, lying on the (L/N) mansion roof. "If we're merely specks in the cosmic order, whose actions have little consequence in the grand scheme of things?" The two other villains shared a look of annoyance, despite their helmets preventing their faces from being seen. Alphaux had insisted that they come up and stargaze every night for the past few days, for reasons unfathomable to the other two.

"I wouldn't say 'little consequence,'" Dragonus replied tiredly. "Our super sparring partners' powers, when combined, allow for a reality-altering wish to be made. Not to mention we essentially break the laws of physics every day during battles."

Alphaux bolted upright. "What was that last part?" He asked. Dragonus shrugged. "Breaking the laws of physics, or the wish?"

Alphaux threw him a glare. "The wish. The reality-altering wish. You mean to tell me that if anyone had those powers together, they could wish for anything? How selfish are they?! There's so many things that power could do, and Ladybug decides not to?!"

Dragonus sat up himself. "If the wish were to be made, the universe would have to balance itself. Say, you wanted to bring someone back from the dead. Someone else would die in return, and likely it would be someone else you care about, because karma." He explained. "Oh, and maybe rewriting existence itself . That's also why I need the whole Miracle Box for it. There's no rule in the universe that says that power can't be a power source ."

"All I'm hearing is 'blah blah, wish, blah blah, magic, blah blah, karma,'" Crocdown said. "You both know that I don't have the patience for this stuff."

Alphaux groaned in exasperation. "This is more than just stuff, Crocdown! This could rewrite the laws of physics as we know them! This could-!" He was cut off by Crocdown howling. In the blink of an eye, Alphaux stood and howled at the moon himself, a chorus of three hundred thousand dogs echoing him.

Crocdown chuckled. "I love doing that." He sighed contentedly, then exhaled in amusement. "I bet the twins would love messing with him." He added. Dragonus cracked his knuckles. "Aren't the twins coming in tomorrow?" He asked. Alphaux shook himself out of his howling. "Friday evening, actually." He corrected. "Which is... tomorrow!"

"Which ones are you gonna give them?" Crocdown asked as Dragonus opened a portal back into his room. The three supervillains stepped through and transformed back to their regular selves. (Y/N) shrugged. "I have an idea for Dylan, but for Ryan, I'm not... Newwt, what are you doing?"

Alex and Jack glanced over to (Y/N)'s TV, which was on and flickering with a very familiar cartoon. The two shared a glance as (Y/N) rushed over to the couch.

"I was bored." a somewhat feminine voice, which had to be Newwt, answered. "I've got it turned down low so I won't wake anyone up! And besides, Alphaux was howling again!"

"I don't care, I told you NOT to watch this kind of-!" (Y/N) whispered, then took a deep breath. "Turn off the TV, go back in the Box, and go. To. Sleep!"

Newwt grumbled, but still floated off.

"You really have become a dad, dude." Alex commented. (Y/N) sighed. "It's not too bad. Newwt and Remmy are the ones who get into the most trouble, the rest are okay. As long as Remmy doesn't antagonize anyone."

Jack chuckled. "Maybe you could give Ryan the Dark Griffin Miraculous?" He joked. (Y/N) rolled his eyes. "First of all, that's not in this Box, and second... really? That's what you come up with?"