Interracial Magcon Imagines (BWWM)

Nash Grier Imagine- It can't be that bad

I tossed and turned in my bed trying to make myself comfortable. Key word TRYING. It was seeming impossible now.
*Ding* *Dong*
"Ugh" I groaned .
"Mom can u get that?!" I shouted.
*Dinggg* *Dong*
"Mom!"
"Mama!"
"Motherrrrrrr!" I shouted.
"For fucks sake." I muttered under my breath realizing she wasn't answering the door. I slowly stepped out of bed and readjusted my sweatpants and pulled down my tank then dragged my feet down the stairs. I saw a note on the table that scribbled

"Y/F/N I left to prayer group, be back at 10ish. Chicken is defrosting. Cook it. UPS will come by with my package answer the door, cuz I'm not driving to pick it up. See you later. I love you"

*Dinggggggggggggggggg* *Dong*
"Would you shut up!" I shouted at the door. I was in a pissy mood and that wasn't helping.
"Gosh, some people are just so annoying......Shit UPS!!!!" I shrieked in realization.
I hobbled to the door and swung it open only to see a smiling Nash, carrying grocery bags of food. I slammed the door shut not wanting to see him. I took a step forward to walk away then turned back around. I opened the door.
"Hey babe, what was that all abo-" he was cut off by me grabbing the food and re-slamming the door shut. I locked the door then walked to the couch. I opened the bag to look what was inside. Cookies, Hershey's, CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM, chips, chips, chocolate milk, SOUR PATCH KIDS, GUMMY WORMS and some random chocolate bars. I ripped open a bag of chips and began devouring them. I turned on the TV and started watching SpongeBob. I was done the first bag of chips within minutes and moved on to the next.
"Babe why did you lock me outtttt- are you eating those WITH OUT ME!" He yelled in shock.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE! WAIT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN HERE?!?!?" I yelled back.
The smirk Nash had on quickly fell and changed to a frown then a look of fear.
"Woah. Woah. Woah. Calm down. I got in from your room window. " he started. I groaned remembering the dozens of late nights where he would sneak in.
"And I just came to see my girlfriend and SHARE the junk food I brought. " he said. I threw a chip at him.
"THERE we shared the food." I started. I flailed my arms around like a wild woman.
"THERE you saw me. Now get the hell out. I don't want to see you!" I yelled my mouth full of chips pointing to the door.
"Jeeze what did I do? I'm sorry." He apologized.
"You didn't do shit!" I replied.
"Then why are you in such a pissy mood?" He asked
"Because." I replied.
"Because what?" He asked.
"Gosh, I'm starting to think you are on your period or something." he muttered under his breath. I heard him and that got my blood boiling.
"Sorry what was that? Would you LIKE to repeat that. PLEASE say that again to my fucking face!" I yelled getting in his face. Nash had a look of fear, hoping I didn't hear what he muttered.
"You didn't think I heard what you said. Well guess the fuck what? I mother fucking did. And as matter of fact I AM on my fucking period!" I exclaimed. Nash's body instantly relaxed, since he knew he wasn't in trouble.
"And it hurts like a motherfucker! So please find the door and EXIT!" I said.
"Oh c'mon babe..." He said wrapping his arms around me swaying me bringing me instant comfort.
"It can't be that bad." He whispered. It was those five simple words that packed a punch harder then I was planning to throw at him. It set me off and I unwrapped myself and was 10ft away from him in less then 10 seconds. I was steaming and breathing heavily my face read nothing but pure anger. Nash opened his mouth to question it when I held my hand up.
"Shut the fuck up! Do NOT fucking speak!" I hissed. He was about to speak again when I held up my hand again in a stop motion.
"You've been very insensitive about female hygiene and other stuff in the past and its gotten you into deep shit-" I started
"Like when?" He argued. Did this pasty ass motherfucker just interrupt ME?!?! Aw HELL to the NO. It's roasting time.
"Like when?" I said imitating him.
"Ummmmmmmmmm I don't know maybe when you said......... "Yo shave!" "Peach fuzz." "Arms, ugh" "Wax! Shave! Ugh! That's the worst when there's hair! Terrible." I mimicked lowering my voice in mockery. His body tensed and pain flashed in his eyes.
"Hey! That's not fair. That was a long time ago, I was young and stupid." He defended taking full offence to the fact that I brought up THE bad video from his past.
"Well guess what? You're older now but you're still stupid!" I hissed.
"It can't be that bad" I mocked.
"Fuck you! How do you have the fucking right to judge something that you've never and never will experience." I said
Nash nodded realizing what he did. Sure, I knew I was being a bitch right now, but I gotta set him straight.
"Listen, I'm sorry. I was being very inconsiderate and a dick. You're right I don't have the right to judge. I'm very sorry." He apologized. I took a deep breath calming myself from the anger I had.
"I forgive you." I said, hugging him and pecking his cheek.
"Let's go on the couch where I can CONSIDER sharing the food with you." I joked.
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I ended up eating all the food, barely sharing with Nash. He didn't complain knowing I would lash out without hesitation. Nash and I are cuddling on the couch while he rubs my sides soothing the cramps.
"Babe?" He whispered.
"Yah"
"I really am sorry for before." He apologized.
"It's ok, I said I forgive you."
"I know but you're right, I don't know anything. So, please enlighten me on the world of periods." He said.
"Do you REALLY wanna know?" I questioned raising my brow. He nodded.
"Ok. What do you wanna know?" I asked preparing myself for a rant.
"Everything. What's it like?" He asked.
"It's the worst possible thing you can ever imagine. It's like a cut that NEVER STOPS bleeding. The only band aid is tampon or a pad. Which is a lose lose situation. You wear a pad and you sit there for hours marinating in your own pool of blood. You wear a tampon and you've got this thing shoved in your throbbing vagina all day and not in a sexy hot way. Oh and cramps.Cramps? It's like a WWE match in my vagina. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch! You get bloated and look like a fucking snowman, and all you want to do is eat more. Chocolate and everything that's fatty and bad is all you want to eat, which makes you break out more then you already are. Your hormones are raging and one second you wanna hug everyone then the next you hate the world and wanna punch everyone in the face. Speaking of hormones you are horny as fuck. But no guy wants to slide his precious penis into this bloody hell. Hell I wouldn't do it. Then when it's all over............it all repeats the next month. AND YOU KNOW WHY ALL THIS HAPPENS???? BECAUSE I WAS A GOOD GIRL AND DECIDED TO NOT BE A TEEN MOM!!!!!!!!" I ranted getting all fired up.
Nash stared at me in shock not realizing all the shit females go through.
"It IS not that bad." He said
"It's a million times WORSE!" He concluded
"Thank God I have a dick!" He sighed in relief patting his package.
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Hey guys, that's it for this imagine. I hope y'all like it. To be honest I'm on my period right now and want to punch everything and everyone which is where I got the idea for this imagine. Oh and comment if you caught the shade I threw in here from that video that he did. Comment if you remember that video. I hoped ya liked it. Comment. Favourite and tell me what you think.

I love you guys soooooo much
~pierules