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ミ✮ 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 #𝟐

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: no pairing; not a fic

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 934

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: in which i share some incorrect quotes starring the reader which i conjured up at the crack of dawn

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: strong language, lowercase intended, DO NOT take anything said in this chapter seriously

𝐕. 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 — it's that time again!! i'm writing bs like this instead of finishing up month old drafts

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— [𝐲/𝐧] ; "my day was okay, i guess. i had some ice cream."

— 𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢 ;  "nice. what kind?"

— 𝐦𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐦𝐢 ;  "did someone say arson?"

— [𝐲/𝐧] & 𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢 ;  *slow blink* "no..."

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— 𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨 ;  "yesterday you told me you could fix my laptop. do you even know what you're doing?"

— 𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐚 ; "i don't have a clue honestly, but i look fabulous doing nothing."

— [𝐲/𝐧] ;  "she's not wrong."

— 𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨 ;  "whose side are you on?!"

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— 𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢 ; "hey, how come you get all the cool powers? it's not fair."

— 𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨 ; "because i'm special."

— 𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢 ; "i'm special too."

— [𝐲/𝐧] ; "oh, trust me. we know."

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— 𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐚 ;  "did you bring the map like i asked you to?"

— [𝐲/𝐧] ;  "well, no, i brought snacks. priorities. we have to survive somehow."

— 𝐦𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐦𝐢 ; "what's the plan if we get lost in the woods?"

— 𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢 ; "first we panic. then we blame [y/n] for everything."

— 𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐚 ; "then what?"

— 𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢 ; "snacks."

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— [𝐲/𝐧] ;  *talking on phone*  "yeah, so like i was saying, men in suits are the most attractive sight. if one walked into this room right now, i'd marry him."

— 𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 ; *turns around before entering the room* "nope. not today. hell no. absolutely not."