Once upon a time...on a very normal earth, on a very normal neighbor hood, in a very normal house, in a very normal room, in a very normal bed, laid Cheeto.
Cheeto yawned as she awoke, falling out of her bed. "OH BOY! A BRAND NEW (VERY NORMAL) DAY!" She said as she *stormped out of bed. she stormped into the kitchen to find her very blind (very normal) ex ex wife! Cheeto stormped her way over to Mocha and stared at her as she made a wonderful bowl of....pancakes...?
Cheeto was horrified! No catnip?! that was a sin! "EX EX WIFE! I WANT A DIVORCE!" Cheeto screamed as she unhinged her jaw to consume Mocha in one bite.
Cheeto than slurped up the pancakes like noodles and broke the door down.
At this point the police were outside of her normal house...So Cheeto, now being disturbingly fat from consuming another fat and pancakes, Stormped on them, wiggling her three digit toes.
Than the day restarted.
*Stormped. the act of taking really big stomp like steps. (Is not a real word)
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The average life of Cheeto.
HumorCheeto is my fursona, but it WILL explain allot. Cheeto is a weird lookin calico cat that occasionally bends reality....today reader, you "watch" as Cheeto goes through her average life...the normal! y'know...divorcing your ex ex wife, murdering pol...
