Lunchtime is Cheeto's favorite time of the day. she gets to eat American flags, shoot a bald eagle or two by legally using a shotgun.
And sometimes even snort catnip! Cheeto took her wife Mocha out to a niffy little picnic...After a bit, MOCHA ATE THE LAST AMERICAN FLAG!
Cheeto couldn't believe it! she hissed "WIFE! HOW DARE THOU! YOU CONSUMED THE LAST FLAG! DIVORCE!" Cheeto screamed.
Mocha, being the blind ass she is, just sat there screaming. She screamed in terror as Cheeto's jaw unhinged...
Witnesses covered their children's eyes and couldn't believe what they saw...
Cheeto, the president of Cheetoamerica herself, swallowed her wife whole! like a snake!
The police arrived and Cheeto was forced to restart.
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The average life of Cheeto.
HumorCheeto is my fursona, but it WILL explain allot. Cheeto is a weird lookin calico cat that occasionally bends reality....today reader, you "watch" as Cheeto goes through her average life...the normal! y'know...divorcing your ex ex wife, murdering pol...
