II, The Asshole Twin

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"When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole. You're an asshole."

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"Have a fun night, Pans?" I ask her while looking myself over in the mirror, fixing up my tie and flattening my undershirt. When she doesn't answer I glance up slightly, seeing a blush creep across her cheeks.

"Did you really think I wouldn't catch you sneaking in at like 4 in the morning?" I turn around to face her, crossing my arms over my chest as I give her a knowing mother look.

"I-I... we should probably head out. Don't wanna keep the boys waiting." She stutters before brushing past me and all but running out the door.

Oh this bitch! I quickly run after her, hoping to catch her before she reaches the boys. I am getting my answer whether she likes it or not.

"Pansy! So help me god!" I yell after her as she barrels down the stairs, me only a few steps behind her.

As I round the corner of the stairs I watch as Pansy dashes straight for the boys, barely making it to them before I arrive.

I rest my hand on Pansy's shoulder, holding myself up as I catch my breath. The boys stop their conversation and look between the two of us, a look of confusion and curiosity on their faces.

Pansy and I don't even look at each other before we burst out laughing causing the boys to look even more confused.

"What in the bloody hell did we miss?" Blaise asks, looking around the group to see if anyone else has a clue to which they all shrug.

I go to speak but Pansy's hand immediately flies to my mouth, cutting me off. "I caught her looking at lingerie to wear for Cedric and I told her I was going to come get you guys so she could have multiple opinions." Pansy spews, shooting me a small smirk knowing that if I bring anything up now none of them except for Draco will believe me.

Blaise and Theo look at each other before they start dying of laughter, Draco soon joining in. Mattheo seems to be the only mature one out of the bunch, but I do notice when he cracks a small smile.

Pansy removes her hand from my mouth before speaking again. "Anyways, we should head to breakfast now. I'm kinda interested to see all the new first years."

"Trust me, they are not it at all. Theo, Riddle, and I ran into a group of them yesterday. Who knew there was such a thing as a Slytherin that is more of an asshole than Draco?" Blaise jokes causing Draco to smack him upside the head.

I crack a small smile and with that we all make our way to the great hall. Having random conversations amongst ourselves.


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The moment I take a seat at the Slytherin table a newspaper from the daily prophet gets slammed down in front of me. I glance up, locking eyes with Fred who has the biggest smirk on his face. "Thought you'd wanna see this. Didn't know you knew how to get around princess." Fred winks at me before walking away, his twin following close behind him.

"What a bloody prick that one is!" Malfoy rolls his eyes before digging into the food in front of him, Pansy throwing her legs over his as he does.

"What does it say this time?" Pansy asks me, snagging some food off of Dracos plate, causing him to shoot her a small glare.

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