my phighting headcanons!

music tastes

the amount of self control and restraint i needed to not just make everyone listen to tally hall HELPPP

i do not know ANY ARTISTS FORGIVE ME 🙏🙏

sword: i dunno in his dialogue w/ boombox he said he likes jazz. i dont know any jazz artists. whatever whatever umm idk why but i feel like he would be into egyptian music yah (the egyptian sword hc is punching me beating me up) like,,, specifically amr diab. HE WOULD BE SO INTO AMR DIAB. CRIES. also i think he would like ROAR

skateboard: dialogue with boombox says he likes dance and hiphop. he would love bearings broken lol but i think he would be into jt music. yeah he probably likes fnaf songs hahah umm thats it. maybe he would also like tv girl? idk im listening to taking whats not yours rn i think he would like it

biograft: theyre a robot, they don't listen to anything besides subspaces angry demands or soemthing

katana: not really anything :/ hes too busy stopping corruption to listen to music

ban hammer: i feel like he would be into odetari, cojum dip and maybe im gonna win by rob cantor. heh. also ban hammer the typa guy to only know popular songs through weird al yankovic covers

rocket: he likes the songs that were popular in like 2010 like party in the usa or call me maybe or something. i also feel like he would be a swiftie but hes normal about it and he also likes alt/indie, listens to mcr when hes mad

slingshot: I DON'T KNOW WAAAAAAAAAAAH according to dialogue he likes old school hip hop. i literally cannot think of any songs or musical artists from that genre atm but whatever. i think he would probably also like k-pop and maybe MAYBE bo en and will stetson. WAIT, in his april fools splash screen he is standing in front of one of the beatles' album covers. slingshot the beatles fan confirmed?

hyperlaser: i think he likes metal sooooooooo. system of a down? dunno i only heard one of their songs. mother mother? its not metal but i think he would like them

shuriken: my bbg 🥰🥰🥰 anyway uuhhhhh idk actually.... vocaloid? beach bunny? britney spears? nightcore? DUNNO but i think he likes to listen to k-pop and will stetson with slingshot sometimes

scythe: she listens to country or country rock 💀 enough said i don't want to say anything else i hate that genre with every fiber of my being im sorry country likers

medkit: we all know he listens to classical. i genuinely dont know the names of any classical songs or artists besides libertango by yo-yo ma so i guess he listens to that. i feel like he would listen to classical covers of popular songs without knowing the original song

boombox: hi, he listens to literally anything but most of the time he listens to breakcore, vocaloid, edm, that kinda stuff yeah. he would LOVE spellcasting ik im correct! also he likes every song in the tally hall good & evil album OK. OK OK OK OK

vine staff: mitski. MITSKI also i think she would just like calm music in general. like rises the moon or something like that. and also fish in a birdcage by uh fish in a birdcage

subspace: doesnt listen to music that often but when he does he listens to... dunno actually i think he would like pink flame by nuvfr. breakcore subspace real also i feel like he would like songs that have like voice filter things on them. like time machine by miracle musical or out in the twilight by tally hall

bonus!!!!!!! npcs:

zuka: lol idk actually. the only times he listens to music nowadays is when rocket blasts katy perry from his room. i think in his youth he liked rock and alt/indie tho. HE WOULD REALLY LIKE DAZEY AND THE SCOUTS!!!

dom: hahah hey. would u believe me if i said dom is a laufey fan. because he is. it is canon /j i think he would also listen to some webcore/internetcore and his playlist includes the occasional hamilton song

valk: HES 100% A MELANIE MARTINEZ FAN!! (and he can relate to most of the songs its actually kind of concerning) he would also like video game music and weezer i think

broker: dunno he probably doesnt listen to music a lot. yk bc hes always on the run and stuff. dunno what he would listen to if he wasnt tho

traffic: man i dunno. 😕 uuhhhhhhhh burrbrrbrubrrbrbrbrurbrurb <--- title wave lyrics

ghosdeeri: i dee kay, maybe she would like miracle musical?? probably only a few songs tho

pwnatious: im not sure, i guess also classical music?