Francis reacts to newer phones (TW: PEPPER SPRAY, EXPLOSION)
*next day*
"Crazy how you got to my son first! I wanted to do be the first do it to be honest." Francis said, idk she's a bitch idk what she was thinking when she said that.
"I know right? But it was kind of a slient death. Like some mumbling then STAB! and I think there was some grunting and shut but not much. Your son was very quiet for some reason. Kinda like what Stephanie hears 24/7. Hehe." Ray said, in quite the bastardly mood.
"Yeah, but did that lesbitch really need to hear these words?" Francis said, in the same mood.
"Man it sucks to live next to so many people, innit?" Ray said, he said I said he did it.
"But I wonder, what made us be so close to each other like this?" Francis said, wondering what happened between their deaths that caused this.
Ray thinks to himself before coming to a conclusion, and realization, maybe even telling him a solution.
"That's weird but that we are alive, but the real question is..."
"Who made us alive?"
-Ray, idk what year this takes in
"Well... I don't know... What sort of cosmic force caused us to exist amongst each other in this world again?" Francis says, giving her opinion of this.
They pause for a second.
They start laughing
"HAHAHAHAH😂😂😂😂 THAT WAS SOME GREEK SHIT, FRANCIS! THATS A GOOD ONE!" Ray exclaimed, because that sounded like some 1800s poetry shit.
"HA HA HA HA heee..." "That was fucking funny, Ray." "Youre so similar to me in the end... We both hated him too! Too bad you killed him first..." Francis sighed.
"Hey, hey. It's ok. He's alive again, anyways." Ray said, trying to calm down Francis.
"Oh yeah! Talking about him being alive again, time to remind him about the opposite again!" Francis said, brotha is a bastard
"I don't know, do you really need to remind him ab-" Ray gets cut (like kenniths WRISTS)
Francis does the chick fil a sauce stare, staring directly down into Ray's soul.
"Say that again, and I'll fucking give you an eyeball knuckle sandwich."
"HOLY SHIT FRANCIS! fine, fine! I'm sorry!" Ray said, tryna stop Francis from commiting (another) felony.
"Welp, gotta go to my phone!" Francis said, da bitch not knowing phone shit.
Francis ran, she ran so far away, she just ran, she ran night and day... couldn't get away.
OK IM JUST JOKING
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Francis is going super duper double triple quadruple quintuple sextuple septuple octuple ultra mega tera peta exa zeta gotta ronna quetta XTREME FLASH MODE!!!!!!
When suddenly she crashes directly into Bri and Kennith, who were walking around town doing shit...
"And I was like, what the fuck is gluten? That shit sounds fake as fuck to be honest. Like what causes gluten to affect my body. What is within this named material to be a warn against many and change how my body is due to how it is as a substance and its reaction within a human environment? I bet my body is built better tho. My body can withstand this dangerous material. My physical form as a human being can continuously exist and work as originally intended before engulfing and transforming this editable material which is considered to be dangerous amongst a large amount of the inhabitants of this planet without any possible negative effects that a normal humanoid being would normally have that could stop this healthiness amongst me. Kennith said, just moments before impact with the bitch, Francis.
"hey, hey! Hold your horses! Calm the fuck down! Stop and freeze! Cut the cheese! Do as please! The Vietnamese! The Chinese! Do with ease! Harmony! Kill me ple-" Kennith gets cut off (not his wrists tho, they got cut already)
"I was trying to get to my phone!" Francis says, giving an answer.
"Francis, you dum?" Kennith said, confused on what the fuck this is.
"Kennith, you want to fucking die?" Francis said, ready to fight.
"Yes." Kennith said, (yes he's still giving those "I'm suicidal" vibes hehe)
"Ok- wait what the fuck" Francis said confused.
"Ok, but can't you just get your phone from your pocket? That seems obvious." Kennith said, still sorta confused.
"Ahh yes. Let me pull out my electrical box and large ass fucking telephone out of this small ass pocket. Makes perfect fucking sense you absolute fucking faggot" Francis said, bitching her ass off.
"WELL LOOK AT THIS... dickeater???" Kennith said, idk he might die now
Francis reaches her hand outward to start beating the fuck out of Kennith.
Kennith throws out his brick phone Nokia.
Francis's fist and the Nokia make contact, creating a large white flash from the Nokia exploding on impact (Nokia's broken: 1)
Bri gets temporarily blinded by the explosion. (this is important later)
"What the fuck? That hurt. What was that?" Francis said, confused on what alien shit was that.
"That was a phone." Kennith said, kinda confused cuz who would say that now.
they pause for a second.
Francis pepper sprays Kennith (currently the most homophobic thing here)
"ALLLIIIEENNNN!!!!!" Francis exclaims
"MY FUCKINGGG EYEESSSSSSS BRIII HEEEELPPPP" Kennith screamed, his eyes feeling like shit
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5 minutes later
Kennith is moaning on the floor in pain, Bri is still blinded by the explosion, and Francis is tryna get Kennith not to tell.
"UUUUGGGGHHHHH.... Francis...." Kennith says, out of pain.
"Oh. You're ok Ali- I MEAN Kennith. You fine?" Francis says, hoping them cps didn't look.
"Francis kill yourself. But so you know, that's a modern phone. Not some weird ass boomerang shit with 5 inches of dust on it." Kennith said, very pissed at what he did.
Francis's jaw drops. (there is so little actual dialogue)
"Oh yeah, well look at this!" Bri shows an actual phone (yes, the flat sturdy ones, they existed before bri died)
"I... U-uh... Well... Uh, uhhhh..." Francis says before passing out on the ground.
"OH MY GOD YOU DID IT!!! YOU DEFEATED THE BITCH! GOOD JOB BRI!!!" Kennith says, before giving a big thumbs up.
"I know right? I am excellent at slaying bitches. I have already slayed Simon, and now Francis? My accomplishments are complete for this." Bri said.
"YES BRI! SLAYYYYY💅💅💅💅!!!!" Kennith said, ready to SLAY✨
"💅💅💅💅💅SLAYYYY🧚♀️🧚🧚♀️🧚♂️💅💅💅💅 SLAYYY GURLLLLL" Bri said, also ready to SLAY✨
Meanwhile, it a place where slaying only happened once... (Maybe twice if you're generous)
Nancy's house.
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