"It's gonna be a pain to remove those old fuckers..." Rays says, as he takes an exhale of his cigarette.
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"Wonderful instructions, Ray. As anyways." Simon says, grudgingly.
*spongebob boowomp sound effect from spoliers*
"Come on guys, we need to think a little-" Nancy realizes something about Simon.
"Simon... why are you covered in shit?" Nancy says, confused.
"I bet his ass forgot to take his IQ meds..." Ray says with attitude.
......
"That's it, I can't take this silence." Ray says, out of boredom
Ray burns Simon with the tip of his cigarette.
Simon does a cartoony ass jump 20 feet into the sky.
"AHHHHHHH RAY WHAT THE FUCK!" Simon screams.
"Whomp whomp." Ray says, just because.
"Guys, let's focus. There is a wasp nest next to my house and... omfg Henry... HENRY IS STILL IN THE HOUSE!" Nancy exclaims.
"Oh no!" - Nancy
"oh no! - Kennith
"Aww man." - Greg
"Awww hell nah" - Bri
"OH NO!!!" - Avery
"Aww yeah!" Simon says before drinking a bottle of cool aid inside a bottle from under the hoodie on his head.
...
"Was that there the whole time???" Nancy and Avery say in unison.
"Maybe. Nobody knows." Simon says, funnily.
meanwhile in the real world, again...
"I know, and yes he did in fact keep that bottle under his bodies the whole story, although without a cap the bottle has slipped so many times, to the point where he had to dye the hoodie black so that the red stains wouldn't be visible." The bandaged person says.
"Ok I think it's time to cutaway back to th-
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"Ok, when you open the window screen... what do you do?" Nancy says, not wanting to mess up.
"This video says to grab a broom to knock the nest off into the other side of the fence." Simon says, giving a suggestion.
"I think you should just call bug control or something." Avery says, giving another suggestion.
"I think you shouldn't listen to the black person, Nancy." Simon says, I think you know what's next.
"I think you shouldn't listen to a person who thinks slavery is okay! "
"I think YOU SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO A N
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"Well... that is over. Is everyone okay?" Nancy says, worried about the state of everyone else.
"Yes I'm okay, but Simon was just so mean." Avery says, ticked that Simon said such things.
"It's okay Avery. At least we will stand for each other happily." Avery says before a cutaway to Simon.
"I can't believe she put me in the basement, with the door locked, tied up in a chair, like a STUPID FUCKING CUNT!" Simon yells angrily.
"Welp, I guess we will have to do this without Simon." Nancy says, happily.
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Historical FictionIt's time. "Once upon a time, there was a couple. A married couple. The Elsners. Henry and Nancy. Once upon a time, there was another couple. A couple of friends. Kennith and Stephanie. Once upon a time, there was also another couple. A romantic cou...
