【18: Out with a BANG!】

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Meanwhile in a gas station at night...

(NOW WITH IMAGES!)

Kennith and Greg are in a gas station for their night shift, waiting for someone to come in.

"Brotha, why am I here again?" Kennith said, bored beyond all oblivion.

"Because if I fall asleep, you can wake me up." Greg said, giving an answer to Kennith's question.

"What if I fall asleep?" Kennith said, ready to leave.

"Then I wake you up, kind of obvious." Greg said, trying to stay awake while giving Kennith answers.

"What if we both fall asleep?" Kennith said, trying to win the argument.

"Then we're both fucked. Also obvious." Greg said, also trying to win the argument as well.

"Welp." "Man." "This is boring as HELL." Kennith said, so ready to just walk away.

"Shh!! If you swear in front of a costumer they'll leave and I'll get fired!!!" Greg said, not ready to give up. (he is going to fucking pass out if he stays up any longer)

"Man remember when ray decided to pull a gun on us that one time?" Kennith said referring to Chapter 13.

"That was fucking terrifying Kennith..." "but kinda weird." Greg said, questioning what was ray's motive to create chaos.

Suddenly Kennith decided to take a mentos pop bottle from the items near the cashier's location.

"Hey, what are you doing? You're not allowed to take items for free." Greg said, not wanting to get fired.

"Brotha, watch this." Kennith says before taking a large bottle filled with Coca Cola.

Kennith drops the mentos into the Coca Cola.

 BOOM!!!!

A large spray of brown and beige foam erupts from the mouth of the bottle, spraying and coating everything.

"Kennith, what the fuck? Why the hell did you just cover the entire store in this stinky, sticky, and disgusting foam? I'm not going to be the only person here to clean this." Greg said, angry that Kennith did such a stupid thing.

"I'm not cleaning it, You had all the supplies! You clean it!" Kennith said, giving the lamest excuse in all the fictional universes, in all of cartoon history.

"BUT YOU DID IT!" Greg said, giving an actually ethical response.

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A few minutes later, the bar opens.

Not just any normal bar.

It's the gay bar from chapter 5.

Suddenly, across the landscape, they can see people going to the gay bar not far from the store.

"OH MY GOD KENNITH! YOU KNOW WHO THEY COULD BE????" Greg said, happy to see what could be of these people.

"With ray?" Kennith said, who tried thinking of the best way to answer the question.

"The fuck? NO! FUTURE COSTUMERS!" Greg said, getting really to walk outside.

"(from far away) HEY! COME HERE TO GOT SOME STUFF FOR... SHIT!!!!" Greg said, immediately cringing at how embarrassing and unprofessional he said it.

"HEY! COME HERE TO GET A LIFE DUMB FUCK!!!" one of the people say in the distance.

Kennith's jaw drops.

Greg's jaw drops.

"how DARE THEY HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY THOSE WORDS TO ME." Greg said, out of pure anger and disgust.

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