"There's no way this plan is going to work." Bucky grumbled as the group (Team Red and the not-married couple) piled out of Mr. Beckett's car a block away from Avengers Tower.
Adel countered his words as he pulled on his costume over his long-sleeved shirt. "It'll absolutely work. Trust me, no one will realize a thing."
"Won't you overheat in that?" Wade wondered as he put on his own costume. The question was reasonable, considering they had bought their costumes last minute at Spirit Halloween from the very back shoved behind My Little Pony ones.
The Latino frowned, waiting for a moment as he plugged in his outfit. "But it comes with a fan. It should be fine, right?"
"Sure!" Peter chirped, giving Wade the stink eye because he didn't forget Adel mentioning how it was his first time celebrating Halloween. "Matt, you need help or are you good?"
The lawyer shrugged, zipping up his own outfit partially. "Did I plug it in right?"
While the teen went to help him, Bucky sidled over to Adel to help zip up the rest of the costume. "He has a point of you overheating. Sure you'll be okay?"
Adel gave his roommate an amused smile, nodding slowly. "Yeah, I'm sure I'll be fine. Got your backup ready? Heard these go bust after a bit."
"Yep, we're all good for whenever you say the word. Are the lightsabers necessary?"
The Latino ignored his question, looking off to the side. "Since when did I become the leader of this.. This..."
"Cult? Gang? Funny, unique, cool kids?"
"Funny unique..?"
Peter beamed at the two from where he stood by Matt. "I thought of it! It spells fuck."
Adel blinked at the teen before releasing such a world weary sigh that everyone felt it in their bones. "I see why I'm the leader now. Alright, Team Fuck it is. Ready to head over to Stark Tower?"
When he was met with a chorus of affirmatives, they all suited up and proceeded. No one in New York paid any real attention to the five individuals in inflatable dinosaur costumes walking down the street. They had better things to do like heading to work or fist fighting a rat.
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"There's no way Stark isn't going to realize who we are." Matt murmured quietly as they approached the lobby of the Stark Industries building where a line of people were waiting to be scanned by JARVIS and granted access to the party. "What're we going to do about the A.I.?"
"Nothing at all," Adel chirped at the same time as Peter happily said, "Panic."
Wade, of course, didn't appear to mind either way as he shrugged the best he could in the costume. Bucky followed Adel's lead, as he usually did in scenarios like the one they were currently in, and Matt was helpless to do the same.
