Perks, Things I've Noticed and Disadvantages of Being A Boy

05

I cannot believe I was actually 12, once.

The twelve year olds in England today are so... just *shiver* .

The girls are all wearing tight clothes to 'enhance' their "figure" when half of them do not even have one.

The boys are an entire different story, however. Their jeans are literally half way down their legs. What the fuck? Even I wear them at least up to my waistband.

Justin Bieber hair. Honestly. The entire time, I'm just looking at them like...

"Why the JB hair?"

I used to have Justin BIEBER hair, curse you mother! But I got rid of it ages ago. (A few months ago XD).

My DP has me with JB hair. Don't judge man. I thought I was all buff and stuff then. I wasn't.

The girls are always flicking their stupid hair over their shoulders. Whenever they see an older guy its like...

"Oh my gosh! There's an older guy! Let's flick our hair and hope he kills himself in annoyance!"

I LIKE LIFE!

Honestly.

I have a thirteen year old step sister and she's exactly like that.With the older guy, flicking hair, suicide thing.

If you must know, her name is MinnieMouseMagic.

Lol, she'll kill me for calling her out but she honestly deserves it. Love you too Sis!

Red lipstick. Apparently it's meant to turn us on. Limited amount and sure.

When you put enough lipstick to FEED THE WHOLE OF AFRICA, then it's no longer a turn on.

*cough* directed at the girl I saw in the street eyeing me up with a boyfriend right next to her *cough*

Anyway. Till next time. Bye.

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Peace out