Perks, Things I've Noticed and Disadvantages of Being A Boy

09

Earlier on, I was in a supermarket, buying frozen peas. (DON'T EVEN ASK WHY)

I walked down the ice cream Isle to look for cookie dough ice cream and I couldn't find it.

I went to that person that does all those stocky thingys and this is the conversation.

"Hello,"I greet.

The person was a woman in her mid thirties. She had curly blonde hair and brown eyes.

"Well, hello,"she replied, showing all her yellow teeth.

"Uh, where do you keep your cookie dough ice cream?"

"Meet me here in ten minutes. I won't be busy then."

I shrug not suspecting her whatsoever.

~Ten Minutes Later~

I walk to the same spot as before and see a frozen door button thingy. I enter it and see her just laying down there in lingerie.

"Foreplay, or no?"

"I'm sixteen..."

"No one has to know,"she smirks. THERES THE YELLOW TEETH AGAIN.

"THIS WASNT A BOOTY CALL! I WANTED ICE CREAM!"

She looks like she's about to cry and I was going to apologise until another man walked in. He was in his late Twenties I think.

"Oh hello," she purrs.

TRUE STORY

names have been changed even though there were no names.

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