Perks, Things I've Noticed and Disadvantages of Being A Boy

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Best Moment Ever Was...

WHEN I WATCHED MY FIRST PORN VIDEO AT 14

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Jokes. It was when I realised I was finally 5"2 at like 15. I literally didn't hit my growth spurt until I turned 15. I was literally TINY.

But then I hit it and I kept growing. And Growing. And growing. Yeah, we get the point.

The Worst Moment of my life...

When I realised I came out of my mum's vagina. I was about 9 years old, and this is how the conversation went.

ME AT 9 YEARS OLD

"Mummy."

"Yes, Addy?"

"Where did I come from? Luna said I came from a va-hi-na."

*Mum laughs nervously*

*Dad comes in*

"Technically, son, we touched, I touched you, you touched your Mum and then you came out."

*I look REALLY confused*

"You're a bit young."Mum says.

*Luna walks in- she's just turned 11 ish*

"You came out of Mum's vagina, aight?"

"Luna!"Dad shouts.

"What? Fine. They did the bird and the bees, then you ripped out Mum's wee hole."

*I start crying*

THE END

I have a video of that "talk" because of my Aunty Tyra.

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⏫⏫THAT ONE LAUGHING FACE DOE. Can you see it?

Okay. There's this game I like to play with random people on the internet.

Technically, I type a bunch of letters like this...

Wcdquheffwkehbfjhfbefuhqfbfekuhfboifhef

But then I add a stupid word or a swear word in it and you have to spot it. Like this....

Jvhecjhivagucqdghjqcrfjfifirwfqiygfgfiyhigfrdckheqdbkefkfwankerjilhijcqshicqcqckbqscib

Can you see it?

Jvhecjhivagucqdghjqcrfjfifirwfqiygfgfiyhigfrdckheqdbkefkf( wanker )jilhijcqshicqcqckbqscib

Word- Wanker lol.

I'll keep doing that every part I guess and anyone who guesses it first gets a shoutout.

That's it really. I guess. Bye,

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Peace out

OH YEAH, I HAVE 1K PEOPLE READING THIS SHIT! THATS FUCKIN CRAZY!

*calms down*

Peace out