"What the fuck?" | BSD x MHA crossover | Fanfic | (oc)

3!. UA

4:30am, and now i guess you are wondering, 'why so early'? well, that's the same question Chuuya asked.

- "Why the fuck did you have to wake us so fucking early?!" the ginger boy aggressively asked gettin up from his bed

- "Actually, I just wanted to wake you up, Rimi-chan can keep sleeping if she wants" the brunette answered and walked towards the door and stoped waiting for Chuuya

- "Thanks, good night, or morning, or whatever" She answered, walked towards her bed and went to sleep again, yeah she would ask later 'cause right now she wanted to sleep and gain energy for later.

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- "what do you fucking want?" Chuuya asked while following Dazai down the stairs and to the living room

- "the entrance exam. I hacked their system to see what kind of entrance exam we'll be having, looks like is a exam where we'll be fighting different types of robots and each one with points from 1 to 3" Chuuya didn't answered, that meaning he could keep on "not only that but along the robots, we will be also facing teachers and at the same time rescuing citizens"

- "the Fucking teachers?" Chuuya snaped, he remembered that all the teachers of are pro heroes "they for sure don't want anyone to pass that exam"

- "Yeah, the teachers are the principal reason this exam is considered the most difficult. But obviously my little dog won't let some dumbasses beat him do you??" he asked with a playful look and evil smile

- "You're damn right for once" he grinned but then "And I ain't your freacking dog!!" Chuuya grabed Dazai from the neck of his shirt

- "Sorry but you are so small and angry that you remind me of a Chihuahua!!" he laughed but that just led to him being punched and being thrown to the other side of the living room

- "BE GLAD I CAN'T KILL YOU FOR THE SAKE OF THIS MISSION!!" The shortie replied signaling at the bandaged one

if you just meet them, this would be worrying, but someone that has known theem for a while, they would say 'this is normal' and keep going with ther lives

and i will say that, this is normal.

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6:00am

- "Good mornigng sleppy head!!" Dazai welcomed from the dinning room, staring at the shark like girl going down the stairs

- "Morning Dazai-san, Morning Chuuya-Nii" she waved at them and let out a yawn while sitting down in one of the chairs around the table

- "Morning to you too kid" Chuuya replied serving the breakfast (Mom Chuuya cuz both Dazai and Rimi would burn the house if they ever tried to cook)

The breakfast went quite normal, they discussed plans, argued, eated, and disscused plans,

7:54am

- "are we sure they wont notice it?" a question came minutes after Chuuya left the room to take a shower

- "are you questioning your own power Rimi-Chan?.." Dazai replied, serious tone and evil smile on his face

- "fucking no."

- "Passing so much time with Chibikko really is affecting you" he complained

- "I'm really considering to punch your face again." Chuuya said while going down the stairs, he had a rather formal attire,hair still wet and a towel around his neck. His chocker and gloves on, and about the hat.. well.. Ask Dazai

- "Wow.. Chuuya.. you look.." Dazai started. Trying to cover his mouth, blushing and his eyes shinning "Horrendous. EW A WET SLUG IN FORMAL CLOTHES, SO DISGUSTING" he said letting his 'in love' facade fall and change it for a disgusted expression,

- "YOU ARE HAVING A DEATH WISH AREN'T YOU HUH!?" The ginger tried to kick him in the face but Dazai doged

ah.. what a normal morning!

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8:29am

They were inside UA grounds now, Dazai was also dressed in a formal attire, but it was messy, he was going to change into training clothes so he didn't really cared.

Rimi was dressed in baggy black pants and a blue T-shirt. Yeah she was going too, but because they didn't wanted to leave her alone at home cuz she was just 9 yrs old. Or at least that's what they told the principal in a letter to get permission to bring her. But the truth was..........

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A man with weird blond hair and loud voice gave everyone the introduccion of the exam, he described it as he did with the first entrance Exam, and didn't tell anyone about the fighting the teachers and recuing the citizens. 'This is gonna be fun' that was Chuuyas first thought after the introdution and then he and Dazai followed the others to the changing room

- "Do we really have to change ourselves in front of these people??.." Dazai asked

Chuuya understood what he meant, yes Dazai was REALLY uncomfortable changing in front others, but this time it was more about their bodies, wounds and scars were everywhere and they only fully covered those with their clothes, and Dazai having bandages everywhere would be even more suspicious

- "Let's wait until everyone leaves then." Chuuya said in a calmer tone, acknowledging that he understood the situation they were in

and they did just that, the others were fast because they didn't wanted to lose time.

- "Ok, everyone's out, we can change now"

_ "mhm.."

- "I won't look and you know it"

- "Ugh you are such a filty slug" Dazai said and Chuuya just showed him the middle finger and focused on changing himself, not looking towards Dazai's direction until he said he was ready.

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- "Phew, we managed to get here in time" the brunette said clearly not exahusted

- "Shitty bastard stop fucking ignoring me! where the fuck is mi sister?!!" Chuuya yelled from behind the brunette

- "AH!! we are already starting, come on slug, you don't want to lose agaisnt me again do you??" the brunette smiled playfully and went running to the door and when it opened, everyone that was doing that exam started running, Chuuya didn't hesitated and used his ability to get faster and destroy three robots in one punch.

Chuuya was angry.

Dazai knew exactly what happened.

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HELLOO

OMG what happened wth Rimi???????

don't point at me!! don't even I know what happened, I just know she isn't dead! anyway! That's something for the next chapter

ANYWAYS LOVE YA GUYS BYEBYE