In honor of Mother's Day :)
Darry:
You two would have two boys and a girl. Ollie, Kenny, and Lizzie. Lizzie resembles her father, Ollie looks like his mother, and Kenny is a good mix between the both of you.
Two:
Two two would have two little girls. Their names are Lori and Angela. Lori looks like her father, while Angela looks like a copy of her mother.
Dal:
Even though Dal doesn't like kids, you two have one little girl. Her name is Tina, and Dal loves her more than you sometimes. Tina looks just like her mother, and this scares Dal, since he knows how cruel guys can be.
Johnny:
You two would have two little boys. Andrew and Rodney. Both of them look just like their father.
Pony:
You and Pony had one little boy. Arthur looks just like his mother, but has his father's eyes.
Soda:
You two have four kids together, two girls, and two boys. Lisa, Gary, Eric, and Kelly. Lisa and Eric resemble their father, while Gary and Kelly look like their mother.
Steve:
You two have one girl. Lynn loves chocolate cake, just like her father, and is a total mix between her parents.
