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Mark: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Cesar: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Mark: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Adam: Actually I did the math, Cesar would have $225, not $0.15.
Cesar: Fam I'm right here....
Jonah: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Mark: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Jonah: Sorry I only have a dollar
Mark: :(
Adam: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Cesar would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Jonah: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Adam: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Six: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Adam: Apply juice to what
N: Directly to the forehead
Cesar: Great chat everyone
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Mark, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Cesar: Hey.
Adam: Hi.
Jonah: Hello.
Six: Hey!
Mark: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
N: We were out of Doritos.
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Mark: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you
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Cesar: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.
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Cesar: Okay, truth or dare?
Mark: Truth
Cesar: How many hours have you slept this week?
Mark:
Mark: ...Dare
Cesar: Go to bed.
Mark: I don't like this game.
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Adam: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Jonah: The car takes a screenshot.
Evelin: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Adam: I know you snuck out last night, Jonah.
evelin: Play dumb!
Jonah: Who's Jonah?
evelin: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Adam: What time is it?
Jonah: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Jonah: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
evelin: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Jonah: It's 2 am
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Adam: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Jonah: That's why I carry two swords.
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Six, driving Caser and Mark: So how was your day?
Caser: We almost got surprise adopted!
Six: What?
Mark: We almost got kidnapped.
Six: Oh, okay.
Six: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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That's All but in all srs MC is in a hot mess and I hope this wont spark a fire.
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"T.H.I.N.K" -Mandela Catalogue oneshots and other stuff
FanfictionThis is a book for when I want to write Mandela Catalogue but right now.. very slow Oneshots. Request's are Closed
