𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙤 𝘼𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙡 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙚 𝙬𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙!𝙒𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙙𝙤 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙚ll𝙤 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 >:>
𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙖 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙨𝙨-
...and bc I kin him the most-
This is XAkward! GN reader so...yEaH!
This story is kinda filled with adult jokes bc its for me SPECIFFiCLLY!
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Today was a special day for your best friend April.
She was getting a job as a reporter!
And you were her roommate so you HAD to show love!
You couldn't be more happy for her but you could also not be there to accompany her because of your mad anxiety and fear of speaking In front of others .
Glossophobia is another word for it- oh,you didn't know that?
I thought it was common for people to know phobia facts-
Back on topic;you get out of bed and smell eggs.
Just another example of why April is totally deserving of this job!
And an example of her great,supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,scrumpchus gastronomy.
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You walk downstairs and smell something else(?)
You spoke before catching another whiff of that repulsive,atrocious,bombastic(and not in a good way) smell:
"𝙂𝙚𝙚𝙯 𝘼𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙡! 𝘿𝙞𝙙 𝙖 𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙗𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣?"
Only,you know for a factoid(me thinking I made that up but its a word) that's not what it smelled like last time.
"𝙔𝙚𝙥,𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙨' 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪?" She said,a little crack in her voice.
"𝙈𝙝𝙢.." You said as your walking slowed down and you made your way down the stairs.
'She's lying' You thought.
"𝙈𝙝𝙝,𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙬𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙞𝙩 𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙨-"
April froze as you trailed off.
"𝙉𝙤-𝙤𝙣𝙚...𝙉𝙤 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙮."
She said with a cough or forced laughing can't tell.
You had gotten your food off the counter already.
"𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙪𝙩...𝙞 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪! 𝘼𝙣𝙙- 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙜𝙜𝙨!"
"𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩!?" April looked behind her and saw some of her eggs on fire.
She grabbed the fire exsingueser(I can't spell) and did what it said on the label.
YOU ARE READING
90's Turtlesaaaahhhhhh
HumorI fail to be aestheticly pleasing! And I see so little of these guys (understandable) but they need love too- (yes,I am a defender of these silly lil guys)
